My plan/thought to keep Lucca at ISU....

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  1. ISUChippewa

    ISUChippewa Well-Known Member

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    In case the NCAA continues to be run by a bunch of idiots and denies the appeal, I think that all of us on this board need to contribute a small amount of money (somewhere between $10-15 each), do a search for the hottest girl on campus, and pay her the aforementioned amount of money to be Lucca's girlfriend in order to persuade him to stay on campus instead of going back to Europe. We could even find a set of hot twin sisters (there have to be at least a few on a campus the size of Iowa State's).

    What do you all think?:biggrin:
     
  2. brianhos

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    I smell another ncaa violation. Didn't Colorado try that and ahh well.. It did not end well for them.
     
  3. Wx4Cy

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    I believe that is legal in Nevada...not here though.
     
  4. A-town Cy

    A-town Cy Well-Known Member

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    Lucca's a pimp, he doesn't need our help!
     
  5. jdoggivjc

    jdoggivjc Well-Known Member

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    Why not purchase him a mail order bride with that cash? That way it's not prostitution - it's marriage! I mean after all, they'd both be European - Lucca from Germany, bride from Russia...

    ...oh, wait. Pre-World War II Europe might prove that to be not such a great idea.
     
  6. 4VR4CY

    4VR4CY Well-Known Member

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    There is a Link to mail order brides on the thread that was shunned to politics.... :yes:
     
  7. ISU4ME

    ISU4ME Well-Known Member

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    I have a strange feeling Lucca does not need the help of CF in obtaining women.
     
  8. Angie

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    Let's keep the complaints about that thread either in that thread or sent via PM, please.
     
  9. Llama006

    Llama006 New Member

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    First off, Lucca doesn't need help with the ladies...


    Second, he's not leaving.
     
  10. ISUFan22

    ISUFan22 Well-Known Member

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    The Dali Lama has spoken.
     
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  12. jdoggivjc

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  13. DaddyMac

    DaddyMac Well-Known Member

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    We want Lucca to STAY, not ruin his life...... :twitcy:
     
  14. psycln11

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    Hey...Navada's only 10 miles east of Ames!! :wink:
     
  15. clones_jer

    clones_jer Well-Known Member

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    oh come on Angie. We can't speak of that thread either? Everyones been pretty civil about this - deleting threads people are tired of looking at.

    I'm guessing FreeLucca.com will be come the next banishment - I'm sure certain people are tired of seeing that on the front page too.

    The mod-collective may have viewed themselves as saviors by banishing first politics, then random threads, but too me it just seems like a lot of unnecessary editing. Are we bored with scanning for vulgarity and inappropriate pictures? Now we must make the content personally satisfying to the mod-hive?

    Posters can easily click on the left hand side of the main screen to only view by narrow topics - why continue to edit the front screen?
     
  16. jbhtexas

    jbhtexas Well-Known Member

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    Just curious, do you have to get implants and get injected with nanoprobes to become part of the mod-collective?

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    In any case, when you get banished (or ingested into the mod-collective), I've got dibs on your rep and credits...
     

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