Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

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  1. drednot57

    drednot57 Well-Known Member

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    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
     
  2. Erik4Cy

    Erik4Cy Well-Known Member

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    So she's BRITISH! I get it...:jimlad:
     
  3. jumbopackage

    jumbopackage Well-Known Member

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    Love these soccer jokes!
     
  4. JUKEBOX

    JUKEBOX Well-Known Member

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    Haha she's British!
     
  5. clones26

    clones26 Well-Known Member

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    I thought it had to be your bull?
     
  6. cyclonedave25

    cyclonedave25 Well-Known Member

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    Since when did Frosted Flakes make a jigsaw puzzle??? :confused::jimlad:
     
  7. Cyclones_R_GR8

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    A young blonde decided she needed to make a little extra cash so she decided to check with her neighbors to see if they had any odd jobs she could do.

    One neighbor said that he had been planning on painting his porch and he would pay her $50 to paint it. He already had the paint and she agreed.

    The man's wife asked her husband if the blonde realized the porch wrapped around the house and that $50 was not very much for all that work.

    About 3 hours later the blonde knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished, in fact there was enough paint to apply a second coat. The man was impressed and decided to pay her an extra $50 for a job well done.

    The blonde happily accepted the money and started to walk away then turned and said to the man, Thank you and by the way, It's a Lexus, not a Porsche.
     
  8. Wesley

    Wesley Well-Known Member

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    Gee, I was worried she was from Alabama. Nice touch on the tea. Blimey, they eat frosted flakes in England?
     
  9. Wesley

    Wesley Well-Known Member

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    Since this joke. Play along.:yes:
     
  10. clones_jer

    clones_jer Well-Known Member

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    ok, I didn't think a blonde joke could make me laugh - but I was totally wrong.

    good stuff, now I have to clean the pepsi off my keyboard.
     
  11. MNCyGuy

    MNCyGuy Well-Known Member

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    I'd imagine you have to clean your keyboard regularly anyway.
     
  12. jdoggivjc

    jdoggivjc Well-Known Member

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    Well, he does get excited every time Tank posts a new thread...
     
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  13. clones_jer

    clones_jer Well-Known Member

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    your joke is worse than the OPs.

    I expected better MNy.
     
  14. MNCyGuy

    MNCyGuy Well-Known Member

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    really?
     
  15. GeronimusClone

    GeronimusClone Well-Known Member

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    That was so funny it made me fall off my dinosaur.
     
  16. baller21

    baller21 Well-Known Member

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    They make blow up dinosaurs now?
     
  17. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    He took it from a Sinclair station.
     
  18. CycloneRulzzz

    CycloneRulzzz Well-Known Member

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    This is my favorite blonde joke,

    There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him "Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head". So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing "Do not knock the headphones off my head". The barber again, did what he was told. The third time she went, she told the barber again "Don't knock the headphones off my head", this time though, the barber accidentally knocked them off. As soon as the headphones fell off, the blonde dropped to the floor unconcious. The barber picked up the headphones and listened, and this is what it said "Breathe in, breathe out, breathe in, breathe out...."[​IMG]
     
  19. JCloned

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    Heard that joke last year with a Rooster & Corn Flakes

    Don't remember tea in but oh well.
     
  20. wartknight

    wartknight Well-Known Member

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    One of my favorite "clean" blonde jokes- (My wife and daughters are blonde)

    3 blonds came across some tracks in the woods. The first on said "I recognize those, they are racoon tracks."
    The second one says "No, those are dear tracks.
    The third chimes in with her two cents, "No, no, those are definitely the tracks of the black bear.
    Then they all got hit by a train.
     

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