JOKE: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

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  1. Cyclone_Power

    Cyclone_Power Member

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    #1 Cyclone_Power, Nov 16, 2006
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    BREAKING News Out of Ames:

    Federal Investigators suspend ISU Football Practice

    (Ames, IA)--Iowa State Cyclones football practice was delayed nearly two
    hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery
    substance on the practice field.

    Practice was immediately suspended and the police and federal investigators
    were called. After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined
    that the white substance unknown to Cyclone players was the Goal Line.

    Practice resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to
    encounter the substance again.
     
  2. clones_jer

    clones_jer Well-Known Member

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    old joke ... did you hear the one about the road and the chicken?
     
  3. isu_bub

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    Not that funny.
     
  4. mauiclone

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    I heard this joke about 5 weeks ago. Not funny at all. By the way as long as we are telling old joke then Why did the man put the car in the oven? Because he wanted a HOT ROD!!
     
  5. soccercy

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

    How is it possible that anyone has not heard this yet?
     
  6. thunderdave

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

     
  7. bos

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    Im sorry, i laughed, its been a looooooong day.
     
  8. Cyclone_Power

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    Easy people, I thought some of the people who haven't heard it might enjoy it. Don't get your panties in a bunch.
     
  9. ISUAlum2003

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    Can't believe the Rag hasn't picked up on that breaking news story yet.
     
  10. cyclonekj

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    Re: 11/16 ISU Football Practice Suspended!

     
  11. Cyclone_Power

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    Lol that's funny that it got edited to say "JOKE:" in the title.
     
  12. brentskicy

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    are the players okay? are they going to be able to play on Saturday?
     
  13. Cyclone_Power

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    You never know, if I was them I would be frightened at the sight of the goal line too. Somethin that you haven't seen for so long, just creep up on you like that. I don't blame them if Saturday's game is postponed due to Posttraumatic Stress
     
  14. j4state

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    Cheesy joke but I like it. So true!

    Maybe our offensive should ask our defense what the goal line looks like. They are much more familiar with red zone situations this season.
     
  15. ketchupnmustard

    ketchupnmustard Well-Known Member

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    I think Duane Ellet & Floppy just rolled over.
     
  16. CYTIME

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    If we're doing bad jokes...here goes.

    What are the best 4 years of a Hawkeye student/athlete's life?
     
  17. bos

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    Come on turd furgeson say the punchline!
     
  18. CYTIME

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    Third grade.
     
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    #19 CYTIME, Nov 16, 2006
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    How do you get a Hawkeye off your front porch?
     
  20. thunderdave

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    Pay him for the pizza.
     

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