James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

Discussion in 'Off-Topic' started by SalzundPfeffer, Aug 17, 2010.

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James Bond vs. Jason Bourne...Who stays vertical?

  1. Bond

    19 vote(s)
    28.8%
  2. Bourne

    47 vote(s)
    71.2%
  1. SalzundPfeffer

    Oct 7, 2009
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    I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

    Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?
     
  2. VeloClone

    VeloClone Well-Known Member

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    I can't believe you ask this as we all know that as soon as a lady walks in the room Bond has no interest in staying vertical. :wink:
     
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  3. tazclone

    tazclone Well-Known Member

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    Bond gets help from his people. Bourne has no people and does it all on his own with everyone against him.
     
  4. IcSyU

    IcSyU Well-Known Member

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    I'll take Jack Bauer.
     
  5. VeloClone

    VeloClone Well-Known Member

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    Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?:wink:
     
  6. 247cy

    247cy Well-Known Member

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    The premise of this poll is severely flawed. Obviously they would decide to team up and take out Dr. BadFinger who is now running Treadstone.
     
  7. jdoggivjc

    jdoggivjc Well-Known Member

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    JoBu?

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  8. MLawrence

    MLawrence Well-Known Member

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    James Brown from CBS Sports :jimlad:
     
  9. MrGreg

    MrGreg Active Member

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    Jason Berryman would steal all of their cellphones.
     
  10. VeloClone

    VeloClone Well-Known Member

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    Ouch!
     
  11. Rogue52

    Rogue52 Well-Known Member

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    Bauer would probably kill both of them. He's actually had to pull the trigger to kill a friend in order to save the mission.
     
  12. ThatllDoCy

    ThatllDoCy Well-Known Member

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    Bourne has been altered physically and mentally to make him sharper, and faster. Also, is trained on improvised weaponry. Bond needs a pen with poisonous gas. Advantage Bourne.
     
  13. SNEDDS3

    SNEDDS3 Well-Known Member

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    Jessica Biel, wouldnt want to stay vertical though :jiggy:
     
  14. JY07

    JY07 Well-Known Member

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    "Faster isn't always a good thing"
     
  15. SalzundPfeffer

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    Bond's resume can't be denied, both on the streets and between the sheets.

    Issues with Bourne...
    1. Amnesia...He might forget Bond is an adversary making for any easy kill by Bond.
    2. No official theme music. (I guess you could count the Moby song)
     
  16. RyCy04

    RyCy04 Well-Known Member

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    I am going with Yayson Bourne Identity
    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA1tM4lIjIU]YouTube - Jimmy Kimmel (The Bourne Ultimatum Spoof)[/ame]
     
  17. edr247

    edr247 Well-Known Member

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    Which Bond? Because the newer Bond seems to have a fighting style somewhat similar to Bourne.

    Bond vs assassin in Quantum of Solace: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4ZgXiHPXMs&feature=related]YouTube - Quantum of Solace - Fight Scene[/ame]

    Bourne vs assassin in Identity: [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rjtkqs3WLM&feature=related]YouTube - Jason fights hitman in Paris[/ame]

    The new Bond is certainly a grittier Bond than the previous versions, I'd say.
     
  18. CyCloned

    CyCloned Well-Known Member

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    The old Bond was great at getting hot woman in bed, how is that not better than defeating someone with a phone book and pen?
     
  19. Tre4ISU

    Tre4ISU Well-Known Member

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    Bourne and it's not close.
     
  20. WalkingCY

    WalkingCY Well-Known Member

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    What a pitty. You lose Bourne.
     

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