Iowa City Man

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  1. IcSyU

    IcSyU Well-Known Member

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    Ouch!!!
     
  2. thunderdave

    thunderdave POOTMFS

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    Merrival told police that he did not think he swallowed the victim's nose...

    I'm thinking you should remember these details if you bit the nose off of someone.
     
  3. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    Common courtesy?
     
  4. 1100011CS

    1100011CS Well-Known Member

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    Okay, I'll be the one that says it:

    Were these guys on the football team?
     
  5. ISU4ME

    ISU4ME Well-Known Member

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    Yes, the assailant was the starting "Nose" tackle.
     
  6. Wesley

    Wesley Well-Known Member

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    You stole the thunder from Alaskaguy.
     
  7. 06_CY

    06_CY Well-Known Member

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    #8 06_CY, Jul 31, 2008
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    Charges might be filed against the guy whose nose was bit off? Come on, hasn't he suffered enough? Nice job with the shovel though...
     
  8. RyCy04

    RyCy04 Well-Known Member

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    What kind of uptight prude is refusing to sleep with this guy?
     
  9. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    If youhave to chase your guests out with a shovel, you've really dug a hole for yourself.
     
  10. DaddyMac

    DaddyMac Well-Known Member

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    Update:

    kirk ferentz contacted the IC police chief Thursday morning to find out why he wasn't contacted first. "Misdemeanors should really be kept in house. We can handle this internally".

    When informed that the alledged nose-biter wasn't, in fact, a member of his football team, ferentz responded by offering a scholarship, bringing his recruiting class for 2009 to 2.
     
  11. Cyclonesrule91

    Cyclonesrule91 Well-Known Member

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    Not to be nosy or anything, but something smells fishy here. How could you NOT know if you swallowed the guys nose that you just bit off. Was this address another trailerpark and they were sniffing glue, or paint, or a bad batch of Vicks. Hope his last snorting was good because he might need to get creative if he wants to sniff again.

    Sorry for the analysis, I have always had a nose for this kinda thing and was thinking out loud.....:biggrin:
     
  12. CycloneErik

    CycloneErik Well-Known Member

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    Well, the one guy would be limited in his ability. Who nose how this stuff really happens?
     

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