I heard Steele Jantz got in trouble with the law

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  1. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    Is wanted for assault for putting a whipping on the Iowa Hawkeye defense and leaving them for dead. He's only wanted in Iowa right now, but sources have told me there's a lookout for him in Connecticut and he's armed and dangerous.
     
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  2. bosco

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    Yep He's concealing a cannon arm.
     
  3. awd4cy

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    Shut the front door! :shocked:
     
  4. LutherClone

    LutherClone Well-Known Member

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    Good God. The title of the thread made me sick to my stomach.
     
  5. ISUAgronomist

    ISUAgronomist Well-Known Member

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    Excellent dy/dx from this morning.

    Rep coming.
     
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  6. Wesley

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    THread closed. Move along.
     
  7. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    I was going to say rifle for an arm, but cannon works too.

     
  8. cyrocksmypants

    cyrocksmypants Well-Known Member

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    Seriously? Did you even read it?

     
  9. cyhawkdmb

    cyhawkdmb Well-Known Member

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    Here is the news story... dose not look good for him... Looks like they are on to him!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520]Antoine Dodson warns a PERP on LIVE TV! (Original) - YouTube[/ame]
     
  10. CydeKick

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    Did I miss something? My friend just texted me 'good luck without Jantz.' Let me guess...rumor originating from HN???
     
  11. bosco

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  12. cyrocksmypants

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    After the game, there was a suspicious smell coming from around Jack Trice Stadium, but it ended up being found later that it was just the smell of burned rubber on the pavement from Hawkeye fans trying to get away as soon as possible.
     
  13. Wesley

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    I think the title presents the old potential jinx.....
     
  14. cyrocksmypants

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    I'm going to go out on a limb and assume it would be a very slim chance that Jantz will actually get in trouble for really physically assaulting the entire Iowa Hawkeye defense. I think we're safe of that...at least until they play next year.

     
  15. Doc

    Doc Well-Known Member

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    Hide yo' wife! Seriously. She'd leave you for him.
     
  16. cyrocksmypants

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    Breaking news! There was supposedly smoke surrounding Jantz when the police cornered him, but forensic teams determined it was just the dust he left the Iowa defense behind in.
     
  17. woodie

    woodie Well-Known Member

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    he is an excellent football player,but i hear he is has very good talent being a boxer. his
    fists are considered lethal weapons. do not screw around with steel.he may kill you!!!!!
     

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