Hawkeye Jokes

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  1. ISUfan1992

    ISUfan1992 Member

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    My Friends an I split down the middle half of us our Cyclone fans the other half are Hawks and the Hawkeye fans were baggen on the cyclones today with some (not gonna lie) pretty clever jokes. anyone got any original Hawkeye jokes i could use? thanks
     
  2. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

    Just tell them you don't like to make fun of a fanbase that has to flip burgers all day
     
  3. VeloClone

    VeloClone Well-Known Member

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    I've been waiting for this thread all week. I hope to see some good ones.

    I really don't think there are many original ones. Here is the one my brother texted me earlier this week:

    Q. What do you say to a Hawkeye wearing a suit and tie?





    A. Will the defendant please rise.
     
  4. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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    I never said that!
     
  5. GMackey32

    GMackey32 Well-Known Member

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    Q. What's the difference between an Iowa fan and a puppy?

    A. The puppy eventually grows up and stops whining.
     
  6. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

    Um clearly you did... The burger flipping must be going to your head
     
  7. longtimeclone

    longtimeclone Well-Known Member

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    Q: How does someone get accepted to the University of Iowa
    A: How bout them Hawks
     
  8. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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    Uh, if I did, it would have the little arrow that could take me to that post. It clearly does not. You are a big fat fatty liar.
     
  9. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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    You obviously aren't sleep deprived, yet.
     
  10. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

    I deleted the link so people wouldn't go searching for the post and get jealous that I'm your favorite
     
  11. theantiAIRBHG

    theantiAIRBHG Well-Known Member

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    Hawkeye11en1.

    LULZ!

    :jimlad:
     
  12. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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    [video=youtube;zSTEqHxh3fI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSTEqHxh3fI[/video]
     
  13. LoyalSonForever

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    What do you find in a row of Hawkeye fans at Kinnick Stadium?

    One full set of teeth.
     
  14. Not really a joke, but did you know that e11en was the best looking cheerleader at Iowa in her days there. I mean just look at the cute picture!
     
  15. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

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  16. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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  17. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

    You looked a lot different on justin.tv....
     
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  18. Hawkeye11en1

    Hawkeye11en1 Well-Known Member

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    Oh, I thought you were looking for my wife.
     
  19. KFitzy87

    KFitzy87 Guest

    No I always know where she is
     

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