Can you break it?

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  1. alaskaguy

    alaskaguy Well-Known Member

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  2. HerkyKiller

    HerkyKiller Well-Known Member

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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO
     
  3. Wesley

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    BPS could be a life style change. Be sure to wear your seat belts also while driving. 36 per cent of the accidents occur in the car.:pwink:
     
  4. jdoggivjc

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    I was in literal agony until I read this line:

    ...and then I was on the floor rolling and laughing.
     
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  5. bos

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    Honestly jdogg, that happens more than you think. We have a nurse friend that says this happens a ton and actually explained in detail what it looks like and the anatomy behind the fracture. Its terrifying.
     
  6. jdoggivjc

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    You mean the "Superman Complex" happens more often than I think? :twitcy:

    (and by "Superman Compex" I mean "jumping across the room trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap")
     
  7. bos

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    Yes, actually. Some guys are that dumb.
     
  8. GeronimusClone

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    I've never read a story where I cringed as much as this one.
     
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    That's because they're thinking with their ... oh never mind. It's just what my wife tells me.
     
  10. cyclone101

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    With a flying leap
    :biglaugh::biglaugh::biglaugh:
     
  11. CycloneErik

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    I can't even begin to imagine how that sounded like a good idea.
     
  12. RedBlooded

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    :biglaugh:..........did anyone else cross there legs when reading this?
     
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  14. CycloneGB

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    Wow, that is just horrifying.. no more sexual acrobatics for me :unsure:
     
  15. RedBlooded

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    Yep thats the sound it makes.
     
  16. HerkyKiller

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    :wideeyed:
     
  17. Cyclone42

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    I can guarantee one thing, though: it only happens to guys who are really, really, REALLY stupid.
     
  18. RedBlooded

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    :twitcy: its only funny until it happens to you is the moral of this story
     
  19. IcSyU

    IcSyU Well-Known Member

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    Yep, we talked about this in sex class last week.
     
  20. RedBlooded

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    sex class?
     

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