30 for 30: Adam Woodbury

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I'd love to see a compilation video of his lowlights. Getting stuffed by the rim, Deandre inbounding off his back, the Northwestern player stepping out of his way on the opening tip...
 

intrepid27

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Woodbury may have a post college career yet. I heard, this summer they are casting for Adam's Family 3: Revenge of the Lerch

Plot : After years of lumbering service to black clad deviants Lerch snaps. He tracks down everyone who taunted him after a missed dunk or for scoring less than 2 ppg. He then shhhhhes them and with the same finger pokes their eyes until blind. He would barley have to get out of character.
 

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I'd love to see a compilation video of his lowlights. Getting stuffed by the rim, Deandre inbounding off his back, the Northwestern player stepping out of his way on the opening tip...

And the eye-pokes.
 

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Woodbury may have a post college career yet. I heard, this summer they are casting for Adam's Family 3: Revenge of the Lerch

Plot : After years of lumbering service to black clad deviants Lerch snaps. He tracks down everyone who taunted him after a missed dunk or for scoring less than 2 ppg. He then shhhhhes them and with the same finger pokes their eyes until blind. He would barley have to get out of character.

It's almost sad to see performers get "type cast" into the same type of roll over and over. May be a good thing though as the rim has shown he has a low ceiling.
 

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I'd love to see a compilation video of his lowlights. Getting stuffed by the rim, Deandre inbounding off his back, the Northwestern player stepping out of his way on the opening tip...

Poking eyes, poking more eyes, no - he poked another eye?!
 

cyfan964

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Don't forget opening jump ball, boosting his impressive 2" vertical by lifting off the opponent's shoulder. Got to have some of those in the vid!

And he STILL gets away with it. He definitely held the OSU player down last night... I was laughing.
 

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And he STILL gets away with it. He definitely held the OSU player down last night... I was laughing.

Pity no-call. Kind of like how you don't all the mentally disabled 6th grader for traveling when he gets to go in to the game with a minute left. Just let the kid have a little fun.
 

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mikeiastat

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NEVER gets old.

Hasn't he had this done to him like 3 times in his career? Its bad enough to ever let it happen once. I really think the reason that it happens to him is because he's distracted with himself doing that half flex lurch tough guy strutt. I think it has a lot to do with him focusing on that which looks pretty stupid by itself, but opponents just love to make it look even worse. Makes it even funnier for me.
 

CyArob

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What if I told you, not all 7 footers can dunk...