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    Plus Sized help

    haha

    Too wide to wipe? It's a problem for folks of generous girth. Fortunately, there are special toilet gripper-extenders that deliver the toilet paper right where it's needed. The Bottom Buddy even has a handy push-button release so there's no need to touch the paper twice.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-204_162-...=page;previous


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    Re: Plus Sized help

    Quote Originally Posted by simply1 View Post
    haha

    Too wide to wipe? It's a problem for folks of generous girth. Fortunately, there are special toilet gripper-extenders that deliver the toilet paper right where it's needed. The Bottom Buddy even has a handy push-button release so there's no need to touch the paper twice.

    Handy Wipe*Pictures - CBS News
    If you get to the point that you can no longer wipe yourself, I would think it is time to just stop eating.


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    Re: Plus Sized help

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    If you get to the point that you can no longer wipe yourself, I would think it is time to just stop eating.

    Absolutely.

    Two days ago I went to the grocery store and there were three long lines vs. one really big guy standing in line at the fourth register. I was in a hurry so I went behind the really big guy, and then I began to understand why there was no line behind this guy.

    He smelled like he had just taken a dump.

    And the guy did not have a mental health issue. He was talking on his cell phone and carrying on an intelligent conversation.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyrocks View Post
    Absolutely.

    Two days ago I went to the grocery store and there were three long lines vs. one really big guy standing in line at the fourth register. I was in a hurry so I went behind the really big guy, and then I began to understand why there was no line behind this guy.

    He smelled like he had just taken a dump.

    And the guy did not have a mental health issue. He was talking on his cell phone and carrying on an intelligent conversation.
    See, next time you can give him a brochure for this product.


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    Re: Plus Sized help

    LOL some of those products are hilarious. The casket is like a freakin square. The titanic toilet and the huge *** bike seat.


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