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    Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    So I go camping quite abit with a couple Hok fans, and others, this past weekend. The 2 Hoks are much like alot of their fans: Cheer for Hoks, but either didn't go to college at all, or in this case, they both went to D3 or Comm Colleges. They had had a few friends stop by, and noticed there was 2 hok flags, along with my I-State flag. They said man, how do you do it? I just just said something to the tune of "yep 2 Hok fans, and one ISU Alum." Never heard another jab all weekend. I was very nice !



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    I stiff them for the pizza.



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    The ****eyes have nothing to combat tavernhawk.

    It would be nice if they would just accept their place in this state as little brother.


    Last edited by LindenCy; 08-30-2010 at 07:11 PM.

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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by isuno1fan View Post
    The ****eyes have nothing to combat tavernhawk.

    It would be nice if they would just accept their place in this state as little brother.
    Wait...what?

    Also, what does Ohio State have to do with this?


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    I would take jabs at the Hawk fans, but as soon as they ask me if I'd like fries with my burger all is forgiven for the time-being



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    My best jab at Hawkeye fans is I don't tip them when they deliver the pizza...


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4Cyclones View Post
    So I go camping quite abit with a couple Hok fans, and others, this past weekend. The 2 Hoks are much like alot of their fans: Cheer for Hoks, but either didn't go to college at all, or in this case, they both went to D3 or Comm Colleges. They had had a few friends stop by, and noticed there was 2 hok flags, along with my I-State flag. They said man, how do you do it? I just just said something to the tune of "yep 2 Hok fans, and one ISU Alum." Never heard another jab all weekend. I was very nice !
    Way to go bad***.


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    I love the Clones but:
    A) Having fans that did not attend said school just proves that you have a larger fanbase
    B) Generalizing a fanbase is stupid. There are ******* fans for every team. It is just the fact that if a fanbase is large, you have a better chance at running into the mentioned ********.



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    My girlfriend went to Iowa and I don't even have to fight her on the differences in fan base. We recently had a trip to Austin/San Antonio staying in very nice hotels (comped from work), visiting the riverwalk, alamo, 6th st, etc. I received multiple shout outs from Cyclone fans, she got 0 on her Iowa apparel.

    The day we get home, we are driving through a small town Casey's in SW Iowa where the cashier looks like she had not showered or been to the dentist in years. As we walk out she notices IOWA written on my girlfriends shorts and yells out GO HAWKS!

    All i had to do was look at her and smile. I never even have to make fun of the hawks fans, they do it themselves.


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    My best jab at Hawkeye fans is I don't tip them when they deliver the pizza...
    Quote Originally Posted by stateofmind View Post
    I stiff them for the pizza.
    Quote Originally Posted by Cyched View Post
    I would take jabs at the Hawk fans, but as soon as they ask me if I'd like fries with my burger all is forgiven for the time-being
    Three jokes with the same message, and two that are exactly the same? AWESOME!!!



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4Cyclones View Post
    So I go camping quite abit with a couple Hok fans, and others, this past weekend. The 2 Hoks are much like alot of their fans: Cheer for Hoks, but either didn't go to college at all, or in this case, they both went to D3 or Comm Colleges. They had had a few friends stop by, and noticed there was 2 hok flags, along with my I-State flag. They said man, how do you do it? I just just said something to the tune of "yep 2 Hok fans, and one ISU Alum." Never heard another jab all weekend. I was very nice !
    A buddy of mine went to (played football at) Merchant Marine Academy. It, like many many D III schools is outstanding (is Grinnell? Drake?). I agree that the douchiest hawk fans are non grads but let's not disrespect any colleges.*



    * disrespecting that joke in Lincoln is always acceptable


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by RyCy04 View Post
    I love the Clones but:
    A) Having fans that did not attend said school just proves that you have a larger fanbase
    B) Generalizing a fanbase is stupid. There are ******* fans for every team. It is just the fact that if a fanbase is large, you have a better chance at running into the mentioned ********.
    Agreed.



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    I pay them in pennies when they deliver my pizza. A good portion of them Canadian.


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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    Quote Originally Posted by tube1 View Post
    I pay them in pennies when they deliver my pizza. A good portion of them Canadian.
    Okay, I'm a die-hard Iowa fan, but well played, Mauer!



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    Re: Your best jab at UoI fans/homers?

    I burn an effigy of Ferentz in their front yard.



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