View Poll Results: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne...Who stays vertical?

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    James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

    Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by SalzundPfeffer View Post
    I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

    Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?
    I can't believe you ask this as we all know that as soon as a lady walks in the room Bond has no interest in staying vertical.


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by SalzundPfeffer View Post
    I know this sounds like bill swerski superfans, but the other thread about James Bond got me thinking hypothetically.

    Without getting into any detail...Bond or Bourne...Who stays vertical?
    Bond gets help from his people. Bourne has no people and does it all on his own with everyone against him.


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    I'll take Jack Bauer.



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by IcSyU View Post
    I'll take Jack Bauer.
    Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    The premise of this poll is severely flawed. Obviously they would decide to team up and take out Dr. BadFinger who is now running Treadstone.



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?
    JoBu?



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone
    Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by VeloClone View Post
    Anybody else with the initials JB that someone wants added to this poll?
    Jason Berryman would steal all of their cellphones.



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGreg View Post
    Jason Berryman would steal all of their cellphones.

    Ouch!


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Bauer would probably kill both of them. He's actually had to pull the trigger to kill a friend in order to save the mission.



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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Bourne has been altered physically and mentally to make him sharper, and faster. Also, is trained on improvised weaponry. Bond needs a pen with poisonous gas. Advantage Bourne.


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Jessica Biel, wouldnt want to stay vertical though


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Quote Originally Posted by ThatllDoCy View Post
    Bourne has been altered physically and mentally to make him sharper, and faster. Also, is trained on improvised weaponry. Bond needs a pen with poisonous gas. Advantage Bourne.


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    Re: James Bond vs. Jason Bourne

    Bond's resume can't be denied, both on the streets and between the sheets.

    Issues with Bourne...
    1. Amnesia...He might forget Bond is an adversary making for any easy kill by Bond.
    2. No official theme music. (I guess you could count the Moby song)



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