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    Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Saw this on ESPN. Kind of funny really. He fills in for Strasburg because of shoulder stiffness and the fans weren't happy. He blew it off - "Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe," Batista said, "and you end up having Miss Iowa."


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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseClone View Post
    Saw this on ESPN. Kind of funny really. He fills in for Strasburg because of shoulder stiffness and the fans weren't happy. He blew it off - "Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe," Batista said, "and you end up having Miss Iowa."


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    Pretty sure he doesn't know what the hell he was talking about.....




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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseClone View Post
    Saw this on ESPN. Kind of funny really. He fills in for Strasburg because of shoulder stiffness and the fans weren't happy. He blew it off - "Imagine if you go there to see Miss Universe," Batista said, "and you end up having Miss Iowa."

    I have a feeling many here will be unhappy with his comments; however, like you, I got a laugh out of it.


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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonestate78 View Post
    Pretty sure he doesn't know what the hell he was talking about.....

    There are better looking girls in my office.


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    Quote Originally Posted by CPRsavedMYlife View Post
    There are better looking girls in my office.
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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonestate78 View Post
    Pretty sure he doesn't know what the hell he was talking about.....

    Yeah, she'd do in a pinch.


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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by jdoggivjc View Post
    Your office is an exception to the rule then... :
    Many times, I end up working with women like this.


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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

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    Well good for you, Mr. Hefner.
    Mr. Hefner is a disgusting old man.


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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Many times, I end up working with women like this.
    Weekly optometrist visits?


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    Quote Originally Posted by CPRsavedMYlife View Post
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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Oddly enough I found a picture of Miguel Batista's wife. Now I know why he couldn't use her for his example....




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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Many times, I end up working with women like this.
    You work with the Fratellis?



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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Miss Universe 2009:





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    Re: Miguel Batista - Miss Iowa

    Okay, Miss Iowa is no Miss Universe, but she's better than at least 75% of the Cheerleaders of the Week that Tank posts...


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