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    Funny Bone Last Night

    Anyone go to the 9:45 show last night? Rob Little was the comedian. At one point in the show, he starts asking people where they went to college. He asked a girl who tells him she went to ISU. That was met with one guy in the front row, who was a Hawkeye fan, who booed and called ISU a junior college.

    Rob Little asks the guy who booed if he went to the University of Iowa? Much to my amazement, the guy said no. Rob asked him what college he went to, and the guy responds "Upper Iowa University". Rob than asks him what he got is degree in, and the guy says he did not finish his degree. For about the next 5 minutes, Rob Little completely made **** out of the guy for booing the girl who said she went to ISU when he didn't even finish his degree at a community college.



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    That. Is. Awesome!



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    Damn, Thats funny.



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    Tavernhawk stories never get old!



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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Anyone go to the 9:45 show last night? Rob Little was the comedian. At one point in the show, he starts asking people where they went to college. He asked a girl who tells him she went to ISU. That was met with one guy in the front row, who was a Hawkeye fan, who booed and called ISU a junior college.

    Rob Little asks the guy who booed if he went to the University of Iowa? Much to my amazement, the guy said no. Rob asked him what college he went to, and the guy responds "Upper Iowa University". Rob than asks him what he got is degree in, and the guy says he did not finish his degree. For about the next 5 minutes, Rob Little completely made **** out of the guy for booing the girl who said she went to ISU when he didn't even finish his degree at a community college.
    I was at Sheels in WDM friday looking at ISU stuff and some guy walks up and yells "go hawks" i turned and asked him what year he graduated and he says he didn't........I tell him I earned my doctorate at ISU in 1981 and he says "you can't be a doctor from ISU" -- I laughed and walked away.



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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    Quote Originally Posted by rebecacy View Post
    I was at Sheels in WDM friday looking at ISU stuff and some guy walks up and yells "go hawks" i turned and asked him what year he graduated and he says he didn't........I tell him I earned my doctorate at ISU in 1981 and he says "you can't be a doctor from ISU" -- I laughed and walked away.
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    Friggen sweet, wish I could have been there. I'll have to ask my little cousin thats a food runner there if she heard it.



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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    I should also add he was asking what the **** a Hawkeye was, and asked how their mascot could be an organ of a hawk. After that he said he was pretty sure a cyclone could just about kick the **** out of any other mascot in the state.



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    Rob Little is my new favorite comedian.


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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    stories like these make me reconsider who i have atop my "most hated fans" list...i still keep UNLoyal at the top though.


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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    this is a funny thread



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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Anyone go to the 9:45 show last night? Rob Little was the comedian. At one point in the show, he starts asking people where they went to college. He asked a girl who tells him she went to ISU. That was met with one guy in the front row, who was a Hawkeye fan, who booed and called ISU a junior college.

    Rob Little asks the guy who booed if he went to the University of Iowa? Much to my amazement, the guy said no. Rob asked him what college he went to, and the guy responds "Upper Iowa University". Rob than asks him what he got is degree in, and the guy says he did not finish his degree. For about the next 5 minutes, Rob Little completely made **** out of the guy for booing the girl who said she went to ISU when he didn't even finish his degree at a community college.
    Honestly, where do these people get the gall? Freaking tavern hoks.



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    Re: Funny Bone Last Night

    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Anyone go to the 9:45 show last night? Rob Little was the comedian. At one point in the show, he starts asking people where they went to college. He asked a girl who tells him she went to ISU. That was met with one guy in the front row, who was a Hawkeye fan, who booed and called ISU a junior college.

    Rob Little asks the guy who booed if he went to the University of Iowa? Much to my amazement, the guy said no. Rob asked him what college he went to, and the guy responds "Upper Iowa University". Rob than asks him what he got is degree in, and the guy says he did not finish his degree. For about the next 5 minutes, Rob Little completely made **** out of the guy for booing the girl who said she went to ISU when he didn't even finish his degree at a community college.

    there is a God. thankfully the comedian figured it out and parlayed some justice.


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    Jeez, this is why I hate Iowa fans! 90% of the Hawk fans in this state haven't even set foot on their campus, but still belittle ISU. That's is why this joke is a classic and so true!
    What do ISU and UofI fans have in common: Neither one went to Iowa.


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    Quote Originally Posted by chuckd4735 View Post
    Anyone go to the 9:45 show last night? Rob Little was the comedian. At one point in the show, he starts asking people where they went to college. He asked a girl who tells him she went to ISU. That was met with one guy in the front row, who was a Hawkeye fan, who booed and called ISU a junior college.

    Rob Little asks the guy who booed if he went to the University of Iowa? Much to my amazement, the guy said no. Rob asked him what college he went to, and the guy responds "Upper Iowa University". Rob than asks him what he got is degree in, and the guy says he did not finish his degree. For about the next 5 minutes, Rob Little completely made **** out of the guy for booing the girl who said she went to ISU when he didn't even finish his degree at a community college.
    OK so i find this story hilarious but have a question for you guys. So in order for a person to be fan of either school they have to attend the university? If thats the case I cant be a cyclone fan. I am a season ticket holder for football and wrestling and support the school in anyway I can. Just curious what the standards are or if its just the case of having one person trying to talk smack about a school that he just doesnt have the right to do.


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