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    Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by drednot57 View Post
    THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES. A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he sighed................"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box."
    So she's BRITISH! I get it...



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Love these soccer jokes!


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Haha she's British!



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    I thought it had to be your bull?


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Since when did Frosted Flakes make a jigsaw puzzle???


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    A young blonde decided she needed to make a little extra cash so she decided to check with her neighbors to see if they had any odd jobs she could do.

    One neighbor said that he had been planning on painting his porch and he would pay her $50 to paint it. He already had the paint and she agreed.

    The man's wife asked her husband if the blonde realized the porch wrapped around the house and that $50 was not very much for all that work.

    About 3 hours later the blonde knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished, in fact there was enough paint to apply a second coat. The man was impressed and decided to pay her an extra $50 for a job well done.

    The blonde happily accepted the money and started to walk away then turned and said to the man, Thank you and by the way, It's a Lexus, not a Porsche.


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Gee, I was worried she was from Alabama. Nice touch on the tea. Blimey, they eat frosted flakes in England?


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by cyclonedave25 View Post
    Since when did Frosted Flakes make a jigsaw puzzle???
    Since this joke. Play along.


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclones_R_GR8 View Post
    A young blonde decided she needed to make a little extra cash so she decided to check with her neighbors to see if they had any odd jobs she could do.

    One neighbor said that he had been planning on painting his porch and he would pay her $50 to paint it. He already had the paint and she agreed.

    The man's wife asked her husband if the blonde realized the porch wrapped around the house and that $50 was not very much for all that work.

    About 3 hours later the blonde knocks on the door and tells the man she is finished, in fact there was enough paint to apply a second coat. The man was impressed and decided to pay her an extra $50 for a job well done.

    The blonde happily accepted the money and started to walk away then turned and said to the man, Thank you and by the way, It's a Lexus, not a Porsche.
    ok, I didn't think a blonde joke could make me laugh - but I was totally wrong.

    good stuff, now I have to clean the pepsi off my keyboard.



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by clones_jer View Post
    ok, I didn't think a blonde joke could make me laugh - but I was totally wrong.

    good stuff, now I have to clean the pepsi off my keyboard.
    I'd imagine you have to clean your keyboard regularly anyway.



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    I'd imagine you have to clean your keyboard regularly anyway.
    Well, he does get excited every time Tank posts a new thread...


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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    I'd imagine you have to clean your keyboard regularly anyway.
    your joke is worse than the OPs.

    I expected better MNy.



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    Quote Originally Posted by clones_jer View Post
    your joke is worse than the OPs.

    I expected better MNy.
    really?



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    Re: Joke Too Good Not to Pass On.

    That was so funny it made me fall off my dinosaur.


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