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    Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    There is a quote that rings true: "Life is one big embarrassment." Today I experienced this when I went to Subway and attempted to ask for "Black Olives and Green Peppers" on my sandwich. Instead, what came out was: "Black pecker." Yes, I ordered a black pecker on my six inch. Needless to say the worker didn't know what to do. The old lady to my left couldn't stop laughing.

    What's your most embarrassing moment? As I believe I just experienced mine.



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Whenever my mom brings out the old video tapes of when i was younger.........


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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    After a day of tailgating me and a buddy went to People's. Later in the evening we ran into a couple of ladies that we hung out with during school, in a half drunken daze I congratulated one of them on being pregnant, she was not.



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    High School Football - I was a junior or senior and we were done with pre-game warmups and back in the building waiting to be brought back for the start. It is then that the freshmen and sophomore kids that dress for the game join us and run to the field with us.

    While waiting, a young kid that I had never seen before was sitting across from me looking nervous. I noticed that he had one of his arms pulled into his sleeve (like he was cold). I thought I'd try to say something funny to loosen him up and asked, "What did you do, lose your arm in the war?!?!" He kind of looked dumbfounded and didn't say anything back.

    Later, running out of the building, I discovered that he indeed had no arm.

    I felt 3 inches tall then and still feel stupid about it now - over 30 years later. I have seen him several times later and each time apologized (enthusiastically). Obviously, I learned a lesson that stuck with me for a long time.


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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Threads closed. CYphyllis wins by knockout.
    Not even going to get into the things I tried to cover the bleeding prior to meeting with a doctor. Ever had to tape a maxi pad on so you don't bleed through your shorts during a summer class? My buddies had a field day with that one.



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by CYphyllis View Post
    Not even going to get into the things I tried to cover the bleeding prior to meeting with a doctor. Ever had to tape a maxi pad on so you don't bleed through your shorts during a summer class? My buddies had a field day with that one.
    Oh, believe me, so will I.


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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    I was 14 and went to Northwest Missouri State for a music camp. During the big finale night of performances when every parent went to hear their kids play/sing, I had a really itchy butt and I felt that I had to scratch the hell out of it as soon as possible. I wondered into a random classroom in their performing arts building and proceeded to go to town amongst the tuba and trombone cases... (hee hee, I said bone!)

    "Can I help you?" Came the cry of some random low-brass player, unsuspecting that a fellow musician would wonder into an instrument storage room, miss his presence, and proceed to satisfy himself of the world's worst itchy hole.

    I said, hi and left...



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

    I was wrong.

    Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

    I still blush when I see them anywhere.


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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by LutherClone View Post
    Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

    I was wrong.

    Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

    I still blush when I see them anywhere.
    You totally missed out on your milf chance.



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by LutherClone View Post
    Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

    I was wrong.

    Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

    I still blush when I see them anywhere.
    Was the mom hot? and did you see anything? not really.


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    Quote Originally Posted by isuno1fan View Post
    You totally missed out on your milf chance.
    That would have required her to be a MILF...


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    Some of my buddies and I were in my friends basement. We were flipping channels and came across a good porno. Once the channel came on, my friends mom walked downstairs and looked at the TV. In full panic mode, my friend tried to quickly change the station, but the remote didn't work. So, we sat there with blank looks on our faces and the mom just looked around and then walked back upstairs.


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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by LutherClone View Post
    Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

    I was wrong.

    Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

    I still blush when I see them anywhere.

    Honestly...this wasn't embarrasing for me, but for my buddy it had to be terrible. I was about 12yrs old and was spending the night at a friend's house. His parents were out for the evening so we went up to his parent's bedroom and he dug some of his dad's Playboys out from a dresser. He handed me one and I started flipping through the pages and a bunch of Polaroid pictures fell out. Picked them up and looked only to find they were pictures of his mom completely spread eagle, on all fours, etc. Pretty much every dirty pose you can think of, there was a picture of his mom doing it.



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    Re: Your Most Embarrassing Moment ever?

    Quote Originally Posted by LutherClone View Post
    Freshman year of high school, we had a football game way out of town so we got back pretty late. I stayed overnight at one of my buddies who had just moved to a new house. We were hangin out downstairs and wanted to play the Playstation so he asked me to go grab it from his room. I walked upstairs and opened the first door on the right, which I thought was his room.

    I was wrong.

    Flipped on the lights and there are his parents goin at it real hardcore on top of the covers. I stood there kind of stunned for a second then turned around, killed the lights and walked back downstairs. My friend thought I saw a ghost b/c I was so pale. I told him what had happen. I wish that would have been the end of it, but 10 minutes later his mom comes down in a robe and asks us if we wanted her to make us anything.

    I still blush when I see them anywhere.
    You should have said, "Yea, could you make me whatever you just mad (insert dad's name). He seemed to like it."


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    I had just finished being temporarily romantically involved with a young lady my junior year, and she excused herself to the bathroom. I was severely inebriated, and in my drunkeness, I had forgotten what had just transpired, and that a naked woman had just left my room.

    My roomates at the time liked to all mess with each other if someone was really drunk, so my instinct to protect myself from waking up with a **** drawn on my face was to lock the door. So I locked the door. With a naked girl in the bathroom who needed to get back into my room.

    Of course, I pass out completely, and she spends the next 3 hours banging on my bedroom door asking to get in, calling my phone (a friend was passed out on the couch). She eventually employs a towel so the entire apartment doesn't see her naked. I finally wake back up, realize what's going on, and let her back in.

    It was an awkward morning.


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