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    humor

    I was driving by the golf course and on the tee was someone on their backswing, I honk, they shank the ball. They Turn, give me the fist. I laugh. Good times, good times.

    Honk at the golfers weekend.



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    Re: humor

    No humor in that. It's not even a little funny actually...unless your 10.



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    Re: humor

    I play a good amount of golf, but I have a sense of humor about these things. Always funny.


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    Re: humor

    Great job. Love when people hack on golfers. They take it to serious.


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by krustysponge View Post
    I was driving by the golf course and on the tee was someone on their backswing, I honk, they shank the ball. They Turn, give me the fist. I laugh. Good times, good times.

    Honk at the golfers weekend.
    I feel ya man. I like to go to the park and throw eggs at old people. So funny. Being a jerk kicks ***.


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones85' View Post
    No humor in that. It's not even a little funny actually...unless your 10.

    Maybe he is 10. Besides you need to get over yourself "Golf Guy".



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    Re: humor

    It's funny. (and I'm a golfer)


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones85' View Post
    No humor in that. It's not even a little funny actually...unless your 10.

    I'm 35. I thought it was great.


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by LonoClone View Post
    I feel ya man. I like to go to the park and throw eggs at old people. So funny. Being a jerk kicks ***.
    It's even funnier if they are hard boiled.



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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by LonoClone View Post
    I feel ya man. I like to go to the park and throw eggs at old people. So funny. Being a jerk kicks ***.
    Golfers are funny when they are mad.



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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by LonoClone View Post
    I feel ya man. I like to go to the park and throw eggs at old people. So funny. Being a jerk kicks ***.
    Great analogy Mr Perspective.


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by krustysponge View Post
    I was driving by the golf course and on the tee was someone on their backswing, I honk, they shank the ball. They Turn, give me the fist. I laugh. Good times, good times.

    Honk at the golfers weekend.
    It's not funny except for one scenario. If it's your friend it is perfectly acceptable. Well, you friend or the guy that your girlfriend cheated on you with. Otherwise it's just being a dick. What if there is a tournament going on? What if they are leading by one with a chance to win a couple hundred bucks?


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    Re: humor

    [quoteMaybe he is 10. Besides you need to get over yourself "Golf Guy". ][/quote]

    Great response. Golf guy has no humor.


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    Re: humor

    Quote Originally Posted by krustysponge View Post
    I was driving by the golf course and on the tee was someone on their backswing, I honk, they shank the ball. They Turn, give me the fist. I laugh. Good times, good times.

    Honk at the golfers weekend.
    I am glad it wasn't me on the tee. I would have turned and teed up another one and tried to hit your car.



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    Re: humor

    Personally, I think golf needs more trash talking and distractions. Think BASEketball psych outs.


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