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    Pollard / Goeffrey re-do

    Here is what I wish these guys would have come out with after the big12 meetings.

    Dear Fans,

    We wanted to clear up our position on the big 12. We are and will remain as committed to the big 12 as they are to us. While we can state that we are proud to be a member of this fine conference, we want to make it known that we are openly whoring ourselves out to the best offer at this time. Go ahead a scoff, who wants ISU, but here is what we have to offer. A rabid fan base, a larger alumni base than 7/10ths of the big 12, more students that 50% of the big 12, higher academic standards and achievement than 70% of the big 12, competitive all around sports programs, and approxomately 3 millions residents in our state who for the most part a fans of college athletics. We would be willing to entertain accepting an invitation to your conference at a discount (hey big 10, we'll come over for 10 million a year).

    Hey anyone, give us a call, we're willing to make a deal............


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    Re: Pollard / Goeffrey re-do

    This is so far out there, I can't even handle myself right now, BUT could Iowa State offer to take 1/2 as much as everyone else in the Big Ten?


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    Fight! Iowa State, Fight! Fight!

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    Re: Pollard / Goeffrey re-do

    I'm glad they didn't. Holy awful writing.



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