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    Joran van der Sloot

    I can't believe this ****head can only get a maximum of 35 years. Peru does not have a death penalty and no life sentence. Hopefully, the conditions in prison will be less than satisfactory.


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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    He won't make it 35 years. They had to put him in a bullet proof vest to walk into the Court room.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    I'm sure the Holloway's are offering a free alpaca sweater to the first inmate to 86 van der Slime.



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    He will be found guilty and is as good as dead then. No way he makes it.

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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Quote Originally Posted by helechopper View Post
    I'm sure the Holloway's are offering a free alpaca sweater


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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    I would rather serve life in an American prison then 35 year in a prison in Peru. Of course my first choice would be to not be a dirtbag and never due any time in any prison but that isn't an option in this case.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Clones View Post
    I can't believe this ****head can only get a maximum of 35 years. Peru does not have a death penalty and no life sentence. Hopefully, the conditions in prison will be less than satisfactory.
    Maybe he can spend his 35 years here:

    American Woman Faces Bleak Life in Peru's Frigid Mountain Prison (The Associated Press - Friday, 12 January 1996)


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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    delt4cy is right. As much as it sucks that he won't get a life sentence, he won't make that 35 anyway. We will have forgottten about him and then one day it will be a blurb on cnn about how he died in prison (murder or suicide). The best case is that he tells the Natalie Holloway story so that family can get the truth they deserve.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    I can't wait for his episode of "Locked Up Abroad" , but seriously I just want him to go away. I mean whats the difference between dying and spending 35 years in a Peruvian prison, either way we don't have to hear about him anymore.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Quote Originally Posted by heyguy85 View Post
    delt4cy is right. As much as it sucks that he won't get a life sentence, he won't make that 35 anyway. We will have forgottten about him and then one day it will be a blurb on cnn about how he died in prison (murder or suicide). The best case is that he tells the Natalie Holloway story so that family can get the truth they deserve.
    You're absolutely right, heyguy85!


    Last edited by coachdags; 06-08-2010 at 10:02 PM.

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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Quote Originally Posted by Wingback View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by heyguy85 View Post
    delt4cy is right. As much as it sucks that he won't get a life sentence, he won't make that 35 anyway. We will have forgottten about him and then one day it will be a blurb on cnn about how he died in prison (murder or suicide). The best case is that he tells the Natalie Holloway story so that family can get the truth they deserve.
    You're absolutely right, heyguy85!
    He'll probably serve all 35 years if he lives that long. The ***hole is truly evil.


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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Unless there's a Dutch gang in that Peruvian prison, he'll find himself sorted out rather quickly.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    [quote=cyson;1749608]
    Quote Originally Posted by Wingback View Post
    He'll probably serve all 35 years if he lives that long. The ***hole is truly evil.
    No doubt.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    Quote Originally Posted by Rolling Clones View Post
    I can't believe this ****head can only get a maximum of 35 years. Peru does not have a death penalty and no life sentence. Hopefully, the conditions in prison will be less than satisfactory.

    I am betting it will be a very hard 35 years.



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    Re: Joran van der Sloot

    He's a friggin sleazebag.

    I'd love to have a shot at him...literally.



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