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    How long could you survive against a bear?

    According to this website, I would only last 31 seconds.

    How long could you survive after punching a bear in the balls? Quiz - The Oatmeal

    Who can last the longest?



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    48 seconds


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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    49 seconds.


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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    35! woohoo, take that bear!



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    37 seconds here. Great I'm going to suffer for an additional 6 seconds longer than you.

    (Did it again with all the obvious time extending answers: 1min 15secs)


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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    LOL, awesome. 35 seconds!



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    I think my slow mile time really hurt me. that bear would be ******.



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    That was hilarious.

    44 seconds.



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    25 seconds....I'm weak next to all you manly men.



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    60 seconds! I think it was the biting the beer can in half that gave me the edge. That was a crazy tailgate.


    I don't think I'm alone when I say I'd like to see more and more planets fall under the ruthless domination of our solar system.

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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    Quote Originally Posted by cycloneG View Post
    60 seconds! I think it was the biting the beer can in half that gave me the edge. That was a crazy tailgate.
    You realize they meant a real bear...not a Baylor fan



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    48 seconds. Of course I lied in half of my responses. Which means maybe I'm lying in this post. Quite a conundrum...


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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    37 seconds, I was shocked that there was no question on dirty fighting tactics like eye gouging. I figure since I am going to die anyway might as well give the bear something to remember me by.



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    Re: How long could you survive against a bear?

    The real question is... how long would a Beer last against me?


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