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    April Fools Jokes

    Post ones you pull off or get suckered by here today...

    My boss just got some of us, he walks by and says "have you guys had some of the breakfast pizza yet?" About 3 of us jump right up and starting looking around "where?" He just laughs and tells us April fools! Mean one because I could really go for some breakfast pizza right about now!


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    woke up and called my brother saying McD was fired...... I"m not sure we'll be on speaking terms for awhile



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    My wife told me she was pregnant again this morning. Until she told me it was april fools day I about started drinking.



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUKyro View Post
    woke up and called my brother saying McD was fired...... I"m not sure we'll be on speaking terms for awhile
    There is no need to take an April fools joke this far! haha



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    Quote Originally Posted by FarminCy View Post
    My wife told me she was pregnant again this morning. Until she told me it was april fools day I about started drinking.

    Yeah that would have been awkward since you had a vasectomy.....



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Yeah that would have been awkward since you had a vasectomy.....
    Funny... the add that was at the top of this page when I read that was "Don't be afraid to score - vasectomy"


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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    For those who play Mafia Wars on Facebook, the chop shop has been replaced with purdy looking unicorns.



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Put a piece of tape over the eye of someone's laser mouse.



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    Put a piece of tape over the eye of someone's laser mouse.

    oh I wish I was at work today - that could be some fun!



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by ISUKyro View Post
    oh I wish I was at work today - that could be some fun!
    You know you can do that other days too right?



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Try having a birthday on April Fools day. It blows.



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by cytech View Post
    You know you can do that other days too right?
    yeah, I think I'll just keep that idea around in the back of my mind and save it for a special time



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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    google says "topeka"


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    Re: April Fools Jokes

    Quote Originally Posted by gocubs2118 View Post
    Try having a birthday on April Fools day. It blows.
    Candles?



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    Quote Originally Posted by mjones34 View Post
    google says "topeka"
    Official Google Blog: A different kind of company name



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