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    hey guys

    I am hammered at a bar with a huge rip in the *** of my pants. I am makin it work right now. Any pointers.


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    Re: hey guys

    ask for duct tape, drink more and don,t care



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    Re: hey guys

    Walk backwards wherever you go.


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    Re: hey guys

    high up, or more crotchal region?



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    Re: hey guys

    Reverse them and anybody that says anything tell 'em suck it.


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    Re: hey guys

    pray that no one notices the fact that you don't wipe thoroughly



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    Re: hey guys

    wrap a coat around your waist or have a buddy walk really close behind you. a really close buddy. (or a female if available)



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    Re: hey guys

    start a bottomless party



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    not sure about the buddy walking closely behind u, do not stumble



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    Re: hey guys

    keep drinkin and i'm not even kidding.



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    Re: hey guys

    This is a similar problem to being hammered and maybe whipping it back into your pants a bit too quick after your done taking a ****. I suppose I would just try to ride it out, and hope no one notices.



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    Re: hey guys

    Quote Originally Posted by terryk View Post
    not sure about the buddy walking closely behind u, do not stumble



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    Re: hey guys

    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan32 View Post
    This is a similar problem to being hammered and maybe whipping it back into your pants a bit too quick after your done taking a ****. I suppose I would just try to ride it out, and hope no one notices.
    Yes. Yes. We think alike. Except I wouldn't even care if anyone noticed!!!!!



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    Re: hey guys

    Tell your date he doesn't have to wait until you get home?


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    Re: hey guys

    This would be a much bigger deal if you had any chance of getting some tail tonight yaman, but I doubt that was the case to start with...so I wouldn't sweat it.



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