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    Impending doom....

    So,

    I forgot to pick the kid up from school today. To top it off, i forgot my phone was off, so they had to call my wife at work.

    She gets home in 15 minutes.

    I'm ****ed.






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    Re: Impending doom....

    Quote Originally Posted by snowcraig2.0 View Post
    So,

    I forgot to pick the kid up from school today. To top it off, i forgot my phone was off, so they had to call my wife at work.

    She gets home in 15 minutes.

    I'm ****ed.



    might as well get another woman over...that way at least she won't attack you for being a bad dad.


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    Re: Impending doom....

    Oh man. Best of luck to you.



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    Re: Impending doom....

    Reminds me of when I'd do something bad as a kid and my mom would say, "Just wait until your father gets home!" That's when you knew you were in trouble.



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    Re: Impending doom....

    You need to construct a cover story that is so unbelievable, she'll buy it:

    You were randomly stopped by an unmarked car. The two rough looking guys flashed some official looking ID badges and asked you to come with them. You were taken to a nondescript building on the outskirts of town...

    I'll let you fill in the rest. You're welcome.



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    Re: Impending doom....

    The worst part is that the principal had to take him to the daycare.

    Not a good move by the Craig man.





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    Re: Impending doom....

    Quote Originally Posted by snowcraig2.0 View Post
    So,

    I forgot to pick the kid up from school today. To top it off, i forgot my phone was off, so they had to call my wife at work.

    She gets home in 15 minutes.

    I'm ****ed.




    tell her you were being interviewed as an assistant HC at a prominent local college.


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    Re: Impending doom....

    Quote Originally Posted by isucyfan View Post
    You need to construct a cover story that is so unbelievable, she'll buy it:

    You were randomly stopped by an unmarked car. The two rough looking guys flashed some official looking ID badges and asked you to come with them. You were taken to a nondescript building on the outskirts of town...

    I'll let you fill in the rest. You're welcome.

    Like this I think:




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    Re: Impending doom....

    Yikes. Good Luck



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    Re: Impending doom....

    Sorry man, I hope I see you posting sometime soon. Otherwise I will just assume you're dead.


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    Re: Impending doom....

    Are you still alive?


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    Re: Impending doom....

    Why can you not just tell her it was a mistake and that you are sorry it happened?
    It probably will just toughen up your kid.



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    Re: Impending doom....

    Quote Originally Posted by snowcraig2.0 View Post
    I'm ****ed.
    Actually, you may not be for quite some time, thanks to this.



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    Re: Impending doom....

    6 minutes


    *sits cowering in the living room praying for mercy*



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    Re: Impending doom....

    Turn off all of the lights, set a chair by the front door facing away from it. Sit in the chair, start smoking a cigar and drinking some brandy. When she walks in, make no motion, just say I've been expecting you...

    ...might as well make it hilarious, good luck man


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