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    Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    ...Wait, it gets better. The motorist was a female.

    ...Wait, it gets better. She was shaving her bikini line.

    No word on whether she was using an electric razor, or a Mach3 Turbo.

    Crash blamed on motorist shaving privates - UPI.com


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Just goes to show women can't drive, I can easily shave my bikini line while driving.



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    she was also in the car with her ex husband on the way to her boyfriends. It doesnt make any sense at all.


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    Just goes to show women can't drive, I can easily shave my bikini line while driving.
    My hand is nowhere near steady enough. That's why I always keep a bottle of Nair in the glovebox.


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Quote Originally Posted by cytech View Post
    i gotta say, that's pretty much exactly what I expected. Anyone who would take a razor to their crotch at 45 mph, is likely not terribly concerned with their appearance.


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Quote Originally Posted by cytech View Post
    Lol, that's pretty much exactly what I pictured when I read this thread.



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Quote Originally Posted by cytech View Post
    Did you really have to do that?



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Spectacular. I remember seing a youtube video of a guy on a motorcycle texting at like 55mph and thought that was a new low for dumb but aparently this lady wanted to lower it just a bit further.



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    YIKES!!!!



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    So.... did she have the razor to her goods when she hit the car?

    If so... Ouch?


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Looks like a guy that needs to wash his hair. No wonder she was trying so hard to please.


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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    If you get this far in the thread without clicking on anything, save yourself and do not click the link with the picture.



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    So many questions...



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    Re: Motorist causes accident while shaving.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Janny View Post
    ...Wait, it gets better. The motorist was a female.

    ...Wait, it gets better. She was shaving her bikini line.

    No word on whether she was using an electric razor, or a Mach3 Turbo.

    Crash blamed on motorist shaving privates - UPI.com


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