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    Love Handles Saved My Life

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    Frazier also told the newspaper that she had been "hollering" that she wanted to lose weight. She now said "I want to be as big as I can if it's going to stop a bullet."
    Awesome. How rough is your life that you are so at risk of being shot that you want to gain weight to slow bullets?



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    Re: Love Handles Saved My Life

    Reminds me of a "Cops" episode I saw one time. This guy was telling cops that he had been shot, but he was up walking around talking to the officers. He lifted his shirt and there was a bruise there. they looked around and found the bullet on the ground. The dude was so big that the bullet bounced off of him. Granted, it was a .22 and probably shot at a distance, but still.



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    Re: Love Handles Saved My Life

    Couple bullets lodged in the love handles and a cheese burger in each major artery, which one will get the best of her?



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    Re: Love Handles Saved My Life

    Quote Originally Posted by st8 View Post
    How many heart attacks is that now?



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    Re: Love Handles Saved My Life

    In that case, I'm ******* bullet proof.


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    Re: Love Handles Saved My Life

    Quote Originally Posted by bostrem00 View Post
    How many heart attacks is that now?
    Baker's dozen, Bob.


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