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    Drunkest Cities

    Drunkest Cities according to Men's Health Magazine. Des Moines is middle-of-the-pack wasted.

    Top 10
    1. Fresno, Calif.
    2. Reno, Nev.
    3. Billings, Mont.
    4. Riverside, Calif.
    5. Austin
    6. St. Louis
    7. San Antonio
    8. Lubbock, Texas
    9. Tucson
    10. Bakersfield, Calif.
    "Least drunk" cities:
    1. Boston
    2. Yonkers, N.Y.
    3. Rochester, N.Y.
    4. Salt Lake City
    5. Miami
    6. Newark
    7. Durham, N.C.
    8. New York City
    9. Fort Wayne, Ind.
    10. Manchester, N.H.
    Drunkest 1-100 and grade
    1.) Fresno, CA F
    2.) Reno, NV F
    3.) Billings, MT F
    4.) Riverside, CA F
    5.) Austin, TX F
    6.) St. Louis, MO F
    7.) San Antonio, TX F
    8.) Lubbock, TX F
    9.) Tucson, AZ F
    10.) Bakersfield, CA F
    11.) Las Vegas, NV F
    12.) Modesto, CA F
    13.) Columbia, SC F
    14.) Nashville, TN D-
    15.) Madison, WI D-
    16.) Colorado Springs, CO D-
    17.) Denver, CO D-
    18.) Phoenix, AZ D-
    19.) Cheyenne, WY D-
    20.) Sacramento, CA D-
    21.) New Orleans, LA D-
    22.) Toledo, OH D
    23.) Aurora, CO D
    24.) El Paso, TX D
    25.) Corpus Christi, TX D
    26.) Fargo, ND D
    27.) San Diego, CA D
    28.) Lexington, KY D
    29.) Tampa, FL D
    30.) Albuquerque, NM D
    31.) Oklahoma City, OK D+
    32.) Tulsa, OK D+
    33.) Jacksonville, FL D+
    34.) Detroit, MI D+
    35.) Boise City, ID D+
    36.) Kansas City, MO D+
    37.) Washington, DC D+
    38.) Montgomery, AL D+
    39.) Omaha, NE D+
    40.) Portland, OR D+
    41.) Anchorage, AK D+
    42.) Birmingham, AL D+
    43.) Greensboro, NC C-
    44.) Wichita, KS C-
    45.) St. Petersburg, FL C-
    46.) Burlington, VT C-
    47.) Houston, TX C-
    48.) Los Angeles, CA C-
    49.) Charleston, WV C
    50.) Orlando, FL C
    51.) Spokane, WA C
    52.) Lincoln, NE C
    53.) Arlington, TX C
    54.) Des Moines, IA C
    55.) Fort Worth, TX C
    56.) Providence, RI C
    57.) Anaheim, CA C
    58.) Milwaukee, WI C
    59.) Pittsburgh, PA C
    60.) Baltimore, MD C
    61.) Indianapolis, IN C
    62.) Louisville, KY C
    63.) Raleigh, NC C
    64.) Seattle, WA C+
    65.) Grand Rapids, MI C+
    66.) Buffalo, NY C+
    67.) Wilmington, DE C+
    68.) Hartford, CT C+
    69.) Sioux Falls, SD C+
    70.) Virginia Beach, VA C+
    71.) Memphis, TN C+
    72.) Cincinnati, OH C+
    73.) Cleveland, OH C+
    74.) Charlotte, NC C+
    75.) Oakland, CA C+
    76.) Little Rock, AR B-
    77.) Dallas, TX B-
    78.) Richmond, VA B-
    79.) San Jose, CA B-
    80.) Minneapolis, MN B-
    81.) Jackson, MS B-
    82.) Jersey City, NJ B-
    83.) Columbus, OH B-
    84.) Atlanta, GA B-
    85.) Chicago, IL B
    86.) San Francisco, CA B
    87.) St. Paul, MN B
    88.) Honolulu, HI B
    89.) Philadelphia, PA B+
    90.) Portland, ME B+
    91.) Manchester, NH B+
    92.) Fort Wayne, IN A-
    93.) New York, NY A-
    94.) Durham, NC A
    95.) Newark, NH A
    96.) Miami, FL A
    97.) Salt Lake City, UT A
    98.) Rochester, NY A+
    99.) Yonkers, NY A+
    100.) Boston, MA A+



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    "We're not that drunk!"

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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Did Iowa City's paperwork get lost?



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Lubbock!?!?!? That was a dry county up until a year ago.

    Wait. That totally explains it. Making up for lost time.


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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    I would guess by the standards of this study, that IC was not considered a "City"



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    54th??? Come on ....we can do better than that!!!!



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    I am going to get drunk very soon to try and help out this ranking. Also everyone in the Irish City of Boston is drunk. How the hell did they make least drunk?


    Nobody but HB knows for sure. You pretty much know nothing....like Knownothing would like to say.
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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    They're probably doing per capita...I'm sure they have a minimum population too because 75% of the towns in the midwest would make the top 100 list if it were that broad.



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Quote Originally Posted by Knownothing View Post
    I am going to get drunk very soon to try and help out this ranking. Also everyone in the Irish City of Boston is drunk. How the hell did they make least drunk?
    Because a lot more people live in the Boston area than the Fresno area?



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Quote Originally Posted by Al_4_State View Post
    Lubbock!?!?!? That was a dry county up until a year ago.

    Wait. That totally explains it. Making up for lost time.

    They aren't dry any more? Bastards... Go figure they wait until AFTER I visit their town to sell beer in it...


    That said I still remember this drunk guy that got hauled out of our section - he was so drunk that as the cops walked him by us my friend turns to me (we're lik 6 or 7 seats in to the row) and asks me if I snuck a flask of vodka in

    The smell of alcohol coming off this guy was so strong, it smelled like I had vodka with me


    So from that angle I might believe it.


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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    1. Whatever city GeronimusClone happens to be in.


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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    time to get hammered


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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Boston, home of hundreds of thousands of Irish, is the least drunk?......



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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Boy, Chicago has a fanatical minority getting a lot of drinking done.


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    Re: Drunkest Cities

    Funny how the top 10 are West of the Mississippi and almost all of the top 30 are also..

    Takes you back to the Wild West days I guess!



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