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    How to survive without a can opener

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QAE9crPHOY]YouTube - How to open a bottle of beer with a piece of paper[/ame]


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    anti-climactic, me thinks.


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Speaking of awesome youtube videos...

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHfwtjyDjVc]YouTube - The Cigarette Trick - Barnaby[/ame]



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Kinda cool, I woulda been more impressed if he folded that paper two more times.



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by ThePollinator View Post
    Kinda cool, I woulda been more impressed if he folded that paper two more times.
    what the heck is up with your video clip of the guy punching the girl? Poor taste.


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPride View Post
    what the heck is up with your video clip of the guy punching the girl? Poor taste.
    It's a clip from Jersey Shore.



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    classic


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPride View Post
    what the heck is up with your video clip of the guy punching the girl? Poor taste.
    Welcome back, are you glad to be out from under that rock?



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    I can't stop watching.



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by dmclone View Post
    I can't stop watching.
    The guy opening the beer with paper or Snickers getting dropped?



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    What if you don't have a sheet of paper?



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by ianoconnor View Post
    Speaking of awesome youtube videos...

    YouTube - The Cigarette Trick - Barnaby
    Next step, cancer.


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by TarHeelHawk View Post
    What if you don't have a sheet of paper?
    Then a bottle opener will suffice.


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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by CyPride View Post
    what the heck is up with your video clip of the guy punching the girl? Poor taste.
    Considering that those people are an embarrassment to mankind, I have no issues with it. Al Qaeda and the Taliban are almost make these people look like sinners.



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    Re: How to survive without a can opener

    Quote Originally Posted by TarHeelHawk View Post
    What if you don't have a sheet of paper?
    You can use the edge or corner of a table, or any other sturdy object. Used to do it bartending all the time. It is quicker than folding up a piece of paper.



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