Results 1 to 12 of 12
  1. #1
    Rookie
    Points: 11,177, Level: 31
    Level completed: 90%, Points required for next Level: 73
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran10000 Experience Points
    Clones33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    WDM, IA
    Posts
    539
    Points
    11,177
    Level
    31
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0

    Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    While reading Bill Simmons' latest article I found my self thinking that Iowa State may be the most tortured team in all of college sports. Here is the article: Bill Simmons: The Levels of Loving - ESPN

    Bill only breaks down the most tortured professional teams, but here are his criteria.

    1. You need at least a 35-year drought without a title.
    2. That 35-year rule doesn't apply to relocations.
    3. During that 35-plus years without a title, it's not enough to lose. You need to have your guts wrenched a few times.
    4. Only teams in cold-weather cities are eligible for Level 1 unless the situation is so cruel/unusual/unforgiving that it's practically unprecedented.
    5. You need to be just pessimistic enough to keep your guard up for a sucker punch but just optimistic enough to keep lowering your guard at the worst possible time.
    6. Outsiders need to instinctively empathize during a Level 1 takedown.

    You need to read the article to fully understand what he is talking about, but we definitely qualify for a tortured fan base. My question is this, out of all the major conference teams, are we the MOST tortured?


    Last edited by Clones33; 01-29-2010 at 03:16 PM.

  2. #2
    Rookie
    Points: 11,177, Level: 31
    Level completed: 90%, Points required for next Level: 73
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran10000 Experience Points
    Clones33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    WDM, IA
    Posts
    539
    Points
    11,177
    Level
    31
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Of course I don't spell check the thread title...Mods can you please change that to MOST tortured if this thread actually gets responses. Thanks!



  3. #3
    Pro
    Points: 85,653, Level: 91
    Level completed: 6%, Points required for next Level: 1,797
    Overall activity: 2.0%
    Achievements:
    Your first GroupVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience Points
    khaal53's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    2,616
    Points
    85,653
    Level
    91
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 182
    Given: 2

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    There would definitely be some validity to this with the football program. It depends if you include conference championships or not pertaining tot he eligibility of the bball program.



  4. #4
    Rookie
    Points: 11,177, Level: 31
    Level completed: 90%, Points required for next Level: 73
    Overall activity: 0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran10000 Experience Points
    Clones33's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    WDM, IA
    Posts
    539
    Points
    11,177
    Level
    31
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 2
    Given: 0

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Obviously we have had some recent success with the basketball team and winning the final Big 8 Conference tourney and the BigXII title a couple times as well. However, I think our basketball team provides more "crushing losses" as well. Tough to completely compare apples to apples with college and professional athletics.



  5. #5
    Speechless
    Points: 351,238, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 20.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialYour first GroupRecommendation Second ClassVeteran50000 Experience Points
    Tre4ISU's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Estherville
    Posts
    20,174
    Points
    351,238
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 994
    Given: 126

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones33 View Post
    Obviously we have had some recent success with the basketball team and winning the final Big 8 Conference tourney and the BigXII title a couple times as well. However, I think our basketball team provides more "crushing losses" as well. Tough to completely compare apples to apples with college and professional athletics.
    Everyone has crushing losses. I would say two conference championships within the same decade disqualifies us from this race.

    Football may be a different story.


    It's all snark from here on out

  6. #6
    All-Star
    Points: 48,799, Level: 68
    Level completed: 33%, Points required for next Level: 951
    Overall activity: 4.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialVeteran25000 Experience Points
    wesley_w's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2006
    Location
    Ames, Iowa
    Posts
    1,674
    Points
    48,799
    Level
    68
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 57
    Given: 0

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    How many schools actually ever in their history win or even come close to a national championship in football or mens or womens basketball. And you could even say conference championships. I bet nationwide, about 15% of the schools win about 95% of the titles.


    Iowa State Football Photos from the past
    http://photos.winterinkphotography.com/p928725649

    Iowa State University Campus
    http://photos.winterinkphotography.com/p12783189

  7. #7
    Pro
    Points: 85,653, Level: 91
    Level completed: 6%, Points required for next Level: 1,797
    Overall activity: 2.0%
    Achievements:
    Your first GroupVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience Points
    khaal53's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Posts
    2,616
    Points
    85,653
    Level
    91
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 182
    Given: 2

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Quote Originally Posted by wesley_w View Post
    How many schools actually ever in their history win or even come close to a national championship in football or mens or womens basketball. And you could even say conference championships. I bet nationwide, about 15% of the schools win about 95% of the titles.
    I don't know about the percentages but I agree with the premise. If you make the "championship" that Simmons refers to the conference title for each team it would be more clear. ISU football fits the bill perfectly as well. Crushing big game losses, no title, and it's cold.



  8. #8
    Addict
    Points: 98,364, Level: 97
    Level completed: 66%, Points required for next Level: 686
    Overall activity: 3.0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran50000 Experience Points
    everyyard's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Posts
    6,146
    Points
    98,364
    Level
    97
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 198
    Given: 254

    re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Clones33 View Post
    While reading Bill Simmons' latest article I found my self thinking that Iowa State may be the most tortured team in all of college sports. Here is the article: Bill Simmons: The Levels of Loving - ESPN

    Bill only breaks down the most tortured professional teams, but here are his criteria.

    1. You need at least a 35-year drought without a title.
    2. That 35-year rule doesn't apply to relocations.
    3. During that 35-plus years without a title, it's not enough to lose. You need to have your guts wrenched a few times.
    4. Only teams in cold-weather cities are eligible for Level 1 unless the situation is so cruel/unusual/unforgiving that it's practically unprecedented.
    5. You need to be just pessimistic enough to keep your guard up for a sucker punch but just optimistic enough to keep lowering your guard at the worst possible time.
    6. Outsiders need to instinctively empathize during a Level 1 takedown.

    You need to read the article to fully understand what he is talking about, but we definitely qualify for a tortured fan base. My question is this, out of all the major conference teams, are we the MOST tortured?
    First. We may be tortured currently in hoops but cutting the nets down twice in recent memory isn't tortured, its a blessing. But in football...

    2 things. 1) I would love to see someone in football division I's claim and arguement as to how they are more tortured than us. 2) I would love to see anyone that claims to be as tortured as us show the % of capacity that we put out for football games.

    and as a bonus. I would love to see a team claiming to be as tortured as ISU with more people that complain about uniforms as oppossed to on the field issues.


    ALL IN
    www.cyclonejerseys.com
    Always buying historically relevant ISU gear

  9. #9
    Speechless
    Points: 474,642, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 15.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialRecommendation Second ClassVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience Points
    Al_4_State's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Driftless Region
    Posts
    19,531
    Points
    474,642
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 775
    Given: 194

    Re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    I was at a wedding in NYC this fall, and I was talking to a guy who was a big college football fan and was reasonably familiar with ISU. When I explained the entire history of ISU football, he was just stunned.

    When I gave him the attendance statistics, he about fell out of his chair.


    In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

  10. #10
    Speechless
    Points: 904,815, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 35.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience PointsOverdrive
    CycloneErik's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Jamerica
    Posts
    60,328
    Points
    904,815
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 4,791
    Given: 3,941

    Re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Did you make sign a release/waiver before you told him?


    Kansas Must Be Destroyed

    Sic Semper Jayhawks




    http://rememberingdoria.wordpress.com/

  11. #11
    Speechless
    Points: 324,286, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 13.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialRecommendation Second ClassVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience Points
    CyCrazy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    Rolling dirty in Roland.
    Posts
    15,155
    Points
    324,286
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 513
    Given: 92

    Re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Quote Originally Posted by Al_4_State View Post
    I was at a wedding in NYC this fall, and I was talking to a guy who was a big college football fan and was reasonably familiar with ISU. When I explained the entire history of ISU football, he was just stunned.

    When I gave him the attendance statistics, he about fell out of his chair.
    Say's something about our fanabase



  12. #12
    Speechless
    Points: 474,642, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 15.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialRecommendation Second ClassVeteranCreated Album pictures50000 Experience Points
    Al_4_State's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Driftless Region
    Posts
    19,531
    Points
    474,642
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 775
    Given: 194

    Re: Is ISU the NCAA's most tortured team?

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Did you make sign a release/waiver before you told him?
    Should have. The guy was honestly touched by the story, as a sports fan. He was a Penn State fan, and Pittsburgh is the farthest west he's ever been in his entire life. You could tell that when you're telling him about the 2004 season that his eyes were lighting up, and he was really excited for ISU, and then he winced when he heard about the Mizzou game, and then the entire story of the 2005 season was almost too much.


    In 1984, I was hospitalized for approaching perfection.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
  • TV: TBD
  • FOOTBALL: Iowa State vs. UNI
  • August 29, 2015
  • 06:00 PM