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    Job Application

    I just threw my name in the hat for being the next basketball coach at the University of Iowa. I put on my resume that I couldn't be any worse than Alford, and would sport the "throwback sweatsuit" a la Raveling. I think I have a shot.

    Application link: http://jobs.uiowa.edu/jobSearch/pand...onNumber=53833


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    lmao, good luck!



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    When I get the job, I promise to go easy on the Clones. I am most looking forward to the relaxing peace and quiet of Carver Hawkeye Arena on gameday.


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    Re: Job Application

    That Northwestern State coach McCongaghy might just get it if his is the only hat in the ring. I remember when they beat Steve Alford and his
    girls, er, curls.


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    I just don't understand why you'd post something like that on the internet. Don't they realize that they're going to be getting a LOT of dupes going in there? WOW, I just had a thought. What do you think they'd think if "Gillespie" or "Alford" sent in a "resume"?

    Assuming that it would at least LOOK legitimate.... (I'd love to see barta's face trying to call a non-existent Gillespie in Texas)


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    Re: Job Application

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    I just don't understand why you'd post something like that on the internet. Don't they realize that they're going to be getting a LOT of dupes going in there? WOW, I just had a thought. What do you think they'd think if "Gillespie" or "Alford" sent in a "resume"?

    Assuming that it would at least LOOK legitimate.... (I'd love to see barta's face trying to call a non-existent Gillespie in Texas)
    Sounds like a job for Cyclone fans! Everyone, submit phony resumés at ONCE! If we can flood an ESPN ballot, we can flood the mailboxes at the UI Athletic Department!


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    Re: Job Application

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    I just don't understand why you'd post something like that on the internet. Don't they realize that they're going to be getting a LOT of dupes going in there? WOW, I just had a thought. What do you think they'd think if "Gillespie" or "Alford" sent in a "resume"?

    Assuming that it would at least LOOK legitimate.... (I'd love to see barta's face trying to call a non-existent Gillespie in Texas)
    Being it's a state job, I'm sure they are required to publicly advertise any open positions.



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    Re: Job Application

    Quote Originally Posted by isucyfan View Post
    I just threw my name in the hat for being the next basketball coach at the University of Iowa. I put on my resume that I couldn't be any worse than Alford, and would sport the "throwback sweatsuit" a la Raveling. I think I have a shot.

    Application link: http://jobs.uiowa.edu/jobSearch/pand...onNumber=53833

    I ask is that the best that they can do?



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