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    Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Scientists turn stem cells into pork - Yahoo! News-

    This is just crazy. Can't wait for PETA to get ahold of this and start a new attack on hog farmers.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    This stuff still weirds me out. Im not confident in eating meat grown in a lab. Plants are one thing but meat seems scary.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    It's a miracle. Now if they can grow fried bacon right in my belly it truly will be a perfect world



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Quote Originally Posted by jtdoyle1 View Post
    It's a miracle. Now if they can grow fried bacon right in my belly it truly will be a perfect world

    But how would you taste it? Isnt that where the satisfaction comes from? Bacon tongue would be freaky.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    So we start growing pork in a lab, then the number of pigs rises to out of control numbers. Before you know it, we're all slaves to our new swine overlords. No thank you science, no thank you.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 3TrueFans View Post
    So we start growing pork in a lab, then the number of pigs rises to out of control numbers. Before you know it, we're all slaves to our new swine overlords. No thank you science, no thank you.

    Scenario:

    If there is a heaping,piping hot pile of bacon and ribs sitting in a bear trap, would you grab at it?

    side note-You arent allowed to spring the trap with anything or grab at it with anything but your hands. This is a choice of walking away or eat it.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Am I carrying barbecue sauce?



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Your favorite kind is already been lathered up.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Scenario:

    If there is a heaping,piping hot pile of bacon and ribs sitting in a bear trap, would you grab at it?

    side note-You arent allowed to spring the trap with anything or grab at it with anything but your hands. This is a choice of walking away or eat it.
    I would use one hand to grab the ribs and bacon thus ensnaring myself. I would then coat that hand with some of the bbq sauce and bacon grease and chew off my own hand to free myself. Then I would enjoy the rest of my ribs and bacon... and severed hand if I'm still hungry.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Well I, for one, would welcome our new swine overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I can be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Quote Originally Posted by jtdoyle1 View Post
    I would use one hand to grab the ribs and bacon thus ensnaring myself. I would then coat that hand with some of the bbq sauce and bacon grease and chew off my own hand to free myself. Then I would enjoy the rest of my ribs and bacon... and severed hand if I'm still hungry.
    Thats just sick. Lord have mercy on you.



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Isn't this the subtitle to a soft-core porn movie on Cinemax?



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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Quote Originally Posted by bos View Post
    Thats just sick. Lord have mercy on you.
    +1. I mean, doesn't jt understand how bad bacon grease is for you?


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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Quote Originally Posted by balken View Post
    Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    Isn't this the subtitle to a soft-core porn movie on Cinemax?
    In which case, you would be growing pork in your pants


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    Re: Scientists grow "pork" in lab

    uh....awesome.

    This is one crazy planet.



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