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    Faux NFL Mock Draft

    For some reason this makes me laugh.

    http://www.thebrushback.com/mockdraft07.htm


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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    rofl...this is the #1 draft choice they have listed... JaMarcus Russell and this is the little ditty they have about him...hilarious!

    "If you asked a scientist to build a prototypical quarterback of the future, he would come up with JaMarcus Russell. This guy eats Peyton Manning and $hits Tom Brady. He once threw a pass 400 yards from on his back while wearing mittens. Still, I expect him to be a major disappointment."


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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    Oh...see...now that's some good humor!



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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    "Last year in the first round, the Vikings selected Busty McBustington, Chad Greenway. This year expect them to be more cautious and pick up a safety, because only a ****** could f--- up the safety position"



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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    Tom Brady is in some hot water having knocked up what’s-her-face. What was he thinking? He should have known that sperm can sometimes create babies. Then again, she should have told him, so there’s plenty of blame to go around.
    Love it!



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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    Ahhh, they get better....

    This guy was born in Nigeria or something and has overcome a bunch of adversity which means he’ll be a good run stopper, I guess. I don’t know. If he’s so smart, what was he doing being born in Nigeria in the first place?



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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    The Bills desperatly need a running back but there are no good ones available. I suggest they trade down a spot and see if there are any there.
    They are all good, so its hard to choose.


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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    he has a link to his mock draft from last year as well. It's all pretty funny


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    Re: Faux NFL Mock Draft

    I saw that and skimmed through some of those. Good material. :)



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