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    CF Matchmaker

    Why do the ads on this site assume its users are all lonely users? So far today it has attempted to set me up with fitness singles, russian brides, and asian girls to date.



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    I'd gladly take this Russian at the top of the page...wonder what a gift certificate to Tommy's Salon would get me from her.



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    No kidding. As a happily-married guy, do I need the matchmaking ads.


    Since we are an elite team now, let's go get that One Cyclone Moment.
    Make this one for the ages!




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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    Why do the ads on this site assume its users are all lonely users? So far today it has attempted to set me up with fitness singles, russian brides, and asian girls to date.
    and if it all fails, just give up and get a vasectomy.



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    No kidding. As a happily-married guy, do I need the matchmaking ads.
    I do, so lay off.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I do, so lay off.
    Don't worry, flagguy is going to come and help you defend this.


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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    Why do the ads on this site assume its users are all lonely users? So far today it has attempted to set me up with fitness singles, russian brides, and asian girls to date.

    I'm waiting for the ad from persianwifefinder.com!



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    No kidding. As a happily-married guy, do I need the matchmaking ads.

    Happily and married does not go in the same sentence.....



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    I think the stereotype of "message board guy" would be single, in mom's basement on the computer all day, more concerned with posting then the ladies.



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    It wouldn't bug so much if my desk at work wasn't so out in the open.



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    Why do the ads on this site assume its users are all lonely users? So far today it has attempted to set me up with fitness singles, russian brides, and asian girls to date.
    Be glad its not WWW.Eastwomenbrides.com



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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by st8 View Post
    I think the stereotype of "message board guy" would be single, in mom's basement on the computer all day, more concerned with posting then the ladies.
    Let's face it. Most of these guys probably have to shop for a wife online, so I guess I'll allow the ads in the interests of these guys having a chance.

    IcSyU, this one's for you.


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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by MNCyGuy View Post
    Why do the ads on this site assume its users are all lonely users? So far today it has attempted to set me up with fitness singles, russian brides, and asian girls to date.
    Probably based on your browsing history. What sites have you been visiting!


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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Does this attract any of you






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    Re: CF Matchmaker

    Quote Originally Posted by CycloneErik View Post
    Let's face it. Most of these guys probably have to shop for a wife online, so I guess I'll allow the ads in the interests of these guys having a chance.

    IcSyU, this one's for you.
    So you're telling me there's a chance!



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