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    Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    WTF? type of marketing is that. I'd prefer to just watch the game and not have a knife near my nuts.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    Quote Originally Posted by isuaggie View Post
    WTF? type of marketing is that. I'd prefer to just watch the game and not have a knife near my nuts.
    It can be done without knives.


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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    Quote Originally Posted by brianhos View Post
    It can be done without knives.
    I don't care how it's done. I am pretty sure if they use magic nut-be-gone fairies it is going to ruin watching the game.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    More like my #1 reason to be scared of doctors. Eventually I will have to be a big boy about that, but today is not the day.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    Quote Originally Posted by ddisu View Post
    I don't care how it's done. I am pretty sure if they use magic nut-be-gone fairies it is going to ruin watching the game.
    It's really not so bad...but even having a dude poking around down there had me levitating off the table.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    You guys are really ruining my day.....



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    As Glenn Quagmire said: You take the venom from a King Cobra, what do you have? A belt, that's what you have.

    This topic is no fun to joke about (unless it has happened to your buddy and not you).



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    I worked at The Iowa Clinic for several years and know the people in Marketing. They are really good people and I think its a pretty good pitch actually.
    I had my vas done there and it literally took about 10 minutes and took about 2 days to recover. I still could walk around during those 2 days etc..Funny stuff.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    Under 30 minutes, more than 99% effective and you're back at home watching the game. umm...pass!



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    That belongs on Hawkeyenation.com, not this website.


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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    I remember Doug Gottlieb talking about this one day on the radio. Apparently, there is an increase in the number of proceedures the Wednesday before the first round of the NCAA tournament.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    I just had mine done the Friday before all the Conference Championship games a couple weeks ago.

    I would recommend finding a better excuse for sitting around for a weekend.



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    Re: Vasectomy - Your #1 reason to stay home and watch the game

    99% effective? So there are 1% that are sore bastards that get their nuts cut and no "benefit"?

    Do they at least give you a consilation prize for being so "lucky"?


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