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    An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

    This is probably a typical Monday in a Tennessee Walmart, but most of us wouldn't expect a guy to nonchalantly walk past a greeter with $2000 worth of stolen electronics. And you definitely wouldn't expect what happens next. So an off duty police officer, Josh Wright, notices this guy, Joseph Anthony Hill, and his wife, Lisa Hill, trying to force their way past a greeter with "a cart full of TVs and a computer." The officer flashes his badge, Joseph Hill claims its a fake, and continues his attempt to escape from the store. That doesn't work out so well as Hill was promptly tackled and arrested. Now here's where it gets weird.
    After watching her husband get arrested, Lisa Hill fakes a heart attack and amnesia, claiming that she did not know who her husband was. A witness spoke up and refuted that claim stating that the couple had been together in the store. Lisa Hill then flew into a rage and attacked the witness in the parking lot, but the witness soon gained the upper hand after stabbing Hill in the arm with a pocket knife. The Hills were eventually hauled off to prison and, most certainly, to hillbilly infamy.


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    Re: An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

    I think that's a slow Tuesday at the Des Moines, South side Wal-mart.


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    Re: An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

    Areas around the southern appalachians are simply the best. I'm sure more details will soon surface involving some level of intoxication on homemade hooch, a full sized van with no rear seats (this is likely where their at least 7 year old kid in only a diaper was hanging out while this happened) and a banjo.

    I wonder what effect WalMart will have on my town Grimes when it opens in the spring, will I be better or worse off?



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    Re: An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

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    Re: An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

    Quote Originally Posted by clonin View Post
    I wonder what effect WalMart will have on my town Grimes when it opens in the spring, will I be better or worse off?
    Grimes, IA? Where are they building that?



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    Re: An Insane TV Shoplifting Situation That Could Only Happen at Walmart

    Quote Originally Posted by femalemullet
    After watching her husband get arrested, Lisa Hill fakes a heart attack and amnesia, claiming that she did not know who her husband was.
    Yeah, beacause I'm sure all of Wal-Mart's surveillance cameras were not working and would have never seen the 2 getting out of the same vehicle, walking in together, grabbing loot together and then preceeding to leave together.



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