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    Tiger Woods Holiday Poem

    Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
    Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
    She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
    Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
    He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
    Woman afterwoman stepped up and confessed.
    He’d been cheatinwith Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
    WithJoselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
    From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
    Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
    With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
    When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
    Despite all his cryinand beggin' and pleadin',
    Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
    And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
    "If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
    She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
    Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

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