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    man hospitalized after castrating himself

    "We embrace that challenge and what it presents to us. Im going to approach all 12 games this way: Were going to win them all. If we prepare and then go out and execute, were going to win all 12. Now how many are we going to end up with at the end of the year? I dont know, and youre right, I wont put a number on it."- Paul Rhoads on having the toughest schedule in the Big 12

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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Thank you for making me and everyone else who reads the title of this thread cringe...



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Holy Moley! Ever heard of the BME pain olympics? I'm still scarred for life.


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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Nothing says religious devotion like hacking off your pills.


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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    THAT is a serious show of commitment.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    "HOLY" **** and this happened in our own backyard?? Owie owie owie



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Seriously, more people need to do this. Less nut jobs reproducing



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Probably took "if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off" literally.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    71 year old dude- I dont think he was going to reproduce anytime soon- sounds like it was too late to stop him from passing on the crazy.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Quote Originally Posted by cyfan15 View Post
    Probably took "if your hand causes you to sin, cut it off" literally.
    That's exactly what I was thinking! He sure must have been pretty internally tormented to get to the point of mutilating himself if indeed that was why he did it.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    I have no idea what crazy religious belief would compel someone to castrate themselves, but there is no way converting to a different one or become atheist could be a worse option. Sometimes you just gotta step back and look your options over.... preferably before you decide to remove your nuts.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    My wife has a "good" story from her med school days of a psyche patient, a spoon, and a testicle. And another one involving multiple loppings off of the male apendage. They didn't reattach it after the second event. There are some mentally unstable people out there.



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Quote Originally Posted by bellzisu View Post
    Seriously, more people need to do this. Less nut jobs reproducing
    I agree... if more people did this (who felt comfortable doing this) ,,,it may just raise the intelligence level of the american gene-pool!



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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    It's probably for the better of society that this guy can no longer reproduce.


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    Re: man hospitalized after castrating himself

    Remind me not to join that religion whatever it is.



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