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    Hot Pockets

    Has anyone in the history of the Hot Pocket ate one like they do on the commercial? Unless I want third degree burns on my hands, I have to eat my lava rocket with a fork and plate. Every time I see a commercial I want to write them a letter.


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    Re: Hot Pockets

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Has anyone in the history of the Hot Pocket ate one like they do on the commercial? Unless I want third degree burns on my hands, I have to eat my lava rocket with a fork and plate. Every time I see a commercial I want to write them a letter.
    This reminds of the Jim gaffigan bit about Hot Pockets very funny



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    Quote Originally Posted by CYCRAZY View Post
    This reminds of the Jim gaffigan bit about Hot Pockets very funny
    Diahrea Pockets?
    Instructions should say open box dump in toilet.
    On his DVD there's a special feature where he enjoys a hot pocket with you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    Has anyone in the history of the Hot Pocket ate one like they do on the commercial? Unless I want third degree burns on my hands, I have to eat my lava rocket with a fork and plate. Every time I see a commercial I want to write them a letter.
    Burn the crap out of your hands and sue them. Tell them you did exactly what the commercial showed and and you nearly died.



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    Re: Hot Pockets

    I'm serious though, has anyone ate one like they suggest? I want to know if it's at all possible - heated up not cold.


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    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I'm serious though, has anyone ate one like they suggest? I want to know if it's at all possible - heated up not cold.
    If it is possible you have a mouth of steel, I always burn the top of my mouth when I eat the damn things



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    Re: Hot Pockets

    Now I can have a Hot Pocket for breakfast, a Hot Pocket for lunch, and be dead by dinner.

    (deeeeeead pocket)



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    Re: Hot Pockets

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I'm serious though, has anyone ate one like they suggest? I want to know if it's at all possible - heated up not cold.
    No, I don't eat hot pockets. Namely because a sandwich with actual taste is only 2 slices of bread, a few cold cuts, tomato and lettuce away.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    No, I don't eat hot pockets. Namely because a sandwich with actual taste is only 2 slices of bread, a few cold cuts, tomato and lettuce away.
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    Re: Hot Pockets

    I bet the hot pocket instructions tell you to wait a few minutes after microwaving it before you eat it. if you followed the directions you probably wouldn'r burn yourself.

    But to answer your questions.

    No I don't wait
    No I don't eat them like it shows on TV.



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    Re: Hot Pockets

    Quote Originally Posted by GeronimusClone View Post
    I'm serious though, has anyone ate one like they suggest? I want to know if it's at all possible - heated up not cold.
    you could try waiting a couple mins before eating it ... though a man of your stature probably doesnt wait on food very often.



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    Re: Hot Pockets

    They are much like Pizza Rolls. They taste great while they are burning your mouth out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Clonefan94 View Post
    No, I don't eat hot pockets. Namely because a sandwich with actual taste is only 2 slices of bread, a few cold cuts, tomato and lettuce away.
    Nice contribution.


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    Quote Originally Posted by clones_jer View Post
    you could try waiting a couple mins before eating it ... though a man of your stature probably doesnt wait on food very often.
    I guess a cold Hot Pocket is not what I want. Regardless, the second you go into one the cheese shoots out the otherside. I'm thinking warm or cold this would be a problem.
    Subtle fat joke you ******.


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    Nice contribution.
    There's a guy on here who will seek out a conversation about TV just to say, "I don't watch TV."


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