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    A Solid Start On Life

    Holy Hell. This, to me, is hilarious. Just picturing the situation is funny to me. I am sorry if I strike nerves by finding this funny.

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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    It's funny, but horribly sad at the same time.



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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    I know it's bad but it's really funny at the same time.


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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    I'm sorry, but that's funny. Glad the kid is OK.


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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    Quote Originally Posted by cwmac View Post
    It's funny, but horribly sad at the same time.
    I think it's sad the the mother is 21 with a four year old and a husband in jail and fails to realize this would have been a good case for adoption. I do see the sadness, it is just one of those things so ridiculous that happens in this world.


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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    not only is this funny but the reporter was nice to look at. a nice bonus.



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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    Holy Hell. This, to me, is hilarious. Just picturing the situation is funny to me. I am sorry if I strike nerves by finding this funny.

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    This type of behavior generally gets you a 4 year scholarship to Iowa



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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    the dress is my biggest problem... :)



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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    I love this line.

    "In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl's dress and drinking a beer."

    Hahaha!



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    He has right tackle written all over him.


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    Quote Originally Posted by yaman3 View Post
    I think it's sad the the mother is 21 with a four year old and a husband in jail and fails to realize this would have been a good case for adoption. I do see the sadness, it is just one of those things so ridiculous that happens in this world.
    I'll never understand why adoption isn't more often utilized in this country. Lots of needless bad marriages and abortions could be avoided.


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    Re: A Solid Start On Life

    This kid is awesome. Drinking beer and stealing presents in a women's dress at the Age of 4. This kid has future legend written all over him.



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