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    Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Seroulsy I buy all this stuff for my kids that I worked very hard to afford and that fat bastard get's all the credit. I can't wait till they get older and realize what I spent on them. Just had to get that off my mind. People with no kids won't get it.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    I thought it was a pretty good Christmas movie, though I'm not a huge Tim Allen fan...


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Whats your house number? I'll call them and tell them the truth



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    pretty sure if you would start believing again he would start to show up at your house like he did when you were a kid and you would save a boatload of cash. Ready....GO.

    I expect a full report Christmas morning on how well this strategy worked.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Please bring back NEGATIVE REP!



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    It's JP's fault.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Dan McCarney is rumored to be the next Santa Clause.



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    It's JP's fault.
    I've seen a huge lack of effort from the elf toy building team this year as well. We should fire Santa and get in a Fortune 500 CEO that can run an operation on the worldwide toy delivery level, not just a small midwest boardgames factory.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Kennard banks had santa run a fly route on him and Santa blew right by him. Kennard tackled him 50 yards down the field and acted like he did something great.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    I'll tell you who really sucks...it is that Jesus fellow...if it weren't for him I wouldn't have to spend a dime this time of year!



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Quote Originally Posted by vmbplayer View Post
    I've seen a huge lack of effort from the elf toy building team this year as well. We should fire Santa and get in a Fortune 500 CEO that can run an operation on the worldwide toy delivery level, not just a small midwest boardgames factory.
    Not to split hairs, but last year's elf recruiting class was the worst I have ever seen. A lot of talent was lost due to a horrific reindeer trampling accident in the off season.


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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    We make sure to explain that it's the celebration of the birth of Jesus ******, who saved us by taking our sin on himself and making us righteous before God....which makes Santa that much harder to go along with. In fact we were on the verge of exposing him last year and decided to play along a few more years. That would have been a hard one to explain to the grandparents...



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    Not to split hairs, but last year's elf recruiting class was the worst I have ever seen. A lot of talent was lost due to a horrific reindeer trampling accident in the off season.
    I missed that. Got a link?



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    Re: Santa Clause sucks and i am not joking

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclone62 View Post
    Not to split hairs, but last year's elf recruiting class was the worst I have ever seen. A lot of talent was lost due to a horrific reindeer trampling accident in the off season.
    Are you ******* kidding me? Every worldwide magical being deals with injury and off recruiting years. I suppose you would apologize for the elf team if everyone got coal this year because of low toy factory productivity.

    Look at the tooth fairy. Terrible recruiting class, major injuries but still manages to keep up with inflation and up the tooth payment year in year out. Last time I lost a tooth it was a quarter, it's up to like 5 bucks these days.


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