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    ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame | The Onion - America's Finest News Source


    SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus ******, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday that He would not accept Notre Dame's 3-year, $5.6 million offer to coach the Fighting Irish. "I love Notre Dame and respect their football legacy, but no matter what you've accomplished before coaching there, once you're a Golden Domer, the expectations, frankly, are unrealistic," said ******, whose family has been involved with the university since its founding. "I've had people turn on Me before, and it really put Me through hell. But even more importantly, I've made a commitment to stay with the Blue Raiders through 2015." ****** denied asking Notre Dame to remove His likeness from the building overlooking their stadium, saying He liked a good joke as much as anybody.



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    Haha. I was guessing the Onion when I read the headline to your post.



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    love the onion



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    Haha you know its bad when ****** turns down the Notre Dame job


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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    hahahaha the onion is awesome



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    lol Awesome!



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    i love how apparently he is the defensive Coord. at Mid tennessee state



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    Quote Originally Posted by cyman1189 View Post
    i love how apparently he is the defensive Coord. at Mid tennessee state

    You mean He...



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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    Quote Originally Posted by Cycofan1 View Post
    Haha you know its bad when ****** turns down the Notre Dame job
    It's alright. I had to turn down the job too. I just couldn't handle the expectations of a school like that. Although they did offer an additional million for national championships or heismans...


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    Re: ****** Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame

    i love that one along with the staples center collapses mercifully ending the clippers game video.

    same with the video of everyone wishing glenn beck should have died instead...the onion is good stuff.


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