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    The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    The SEC College Football Season comes to a climax this weekend in the
    Florida v Alabama championship game in Atlanta. The son of Chuck Norris,
    Tim Tebow will face an Alabama team aching for revenge after last year's
    SEC championship loss to the same unholy lord of college football. Face
    it folks, even though Tebow spends his free time preaching to the
    incarcerated, curing cancer (we assume), trimming the foreskin of the
    impoverished, and keeping the planets properly aligned by toting the
    earth around the sun to keep it in its proper orbit; on the field he's
    not nearly so generous. On the field he dominates. Just ask him. He'll
    tell you over and over again.

    In honor of Tebow's sheer awesomeness (gag), we give you the Tebow SEC
    Championship Drinking Game!

    * Drink every time Tebow is called "a warrior." Bonus chug if any of
    your friends sing the first two hours lines of Scandal's opus "I am a
    warrior"
    and change the lyrics to "Tebow is..." Dance, Tebow, you magnificent
    *******.
    * Drink every time Tebow's called "a leader," then salute.
    * Drink every time Tebow's called a "special athlete," then yell
    "Tiiiimmmmmmmmay!"
    * Finish your drink if the announcers suggest Tebow should win the
    Heisman again this year.
    * Drink every time Tebow points to the sky. Then realize the only reason
    the sky hasn't fallen is the strength of his pointing.
    * Drink every time Tebow references God. Or himself. Tom-A-to.
    Tom-ah-to.
    * Drink every time he's shown on the sidelines flapping his arms like a
    bird (or an idiot) to pump up the crowd.
    * If (when) Tebow actually takes flight, finish your drink and do a
    shot.
    * Drink every time Tebow's on camera for no reason when the Florida
    defense is on the field.
    * Drink every time Tebow is seen screaming with his helmet off.
    * Drink every time they show a "I Heart Tebow" sign in the stands.
    * Drink every time you see a Florida fan in jorts. (Small sips on this
    one.
    Otherwise it could kill you).
    * Shot every time they mention his experience as missionary.
    * If they mention him performing circumcisions in the Philippines while
    he was a missionary - Chug your beer, do a shot of Patron.

    **When Alabama wins and Tebow gives a tearful speech in the post-game
    press conference, give the television the bird, turn up your bottle of
    Jim Beam, and don't stop drinking OR flipping off the TV till Tebow runs
    out of tears.
    (This may take several bottles of Jim) Then throw the empty bottle(s)
    through the television and quote the good book by saying "the Terrence
    Cody falls upon the just and the unjust alike!" Club a baby seal and
    start prepping for Texas.

    (Disclaimer: Playing the Tebow drinking game may well result in death.
    So don't do it. Ever. Not even in jest. The content above this
    disclaimer is a joke, not a suggestion. If you're dumb enough to do it,
    just pray Tebow is nearby. Only he can save you. Him or a local hospital
    with a stomach pump.)



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    That is pretty good. Another one of my favorites:

    Brent Musburger Drinking Game : Fanblogs College Football Blog



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    LOL that's awesome!



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    This sounds like a good way to get smashed pretty quick.



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    All you have to do is take a shot every time Gary Danielson shills for the SEC during the CBS broadcast. I doubt you make it until halftime.



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    Holy smokes if all the aforementioned rules were followed I'm guessing the participants would end up like that kid at Drake.



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    Hilarious. I just might have to do this.


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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    yeah, I think that you could polish off a 12 pack by half time with those rules.



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    I had to work 12 hours today, but I'll be doing this during College Football Final tonight. Trust me, I'll probably get completely destroyed.

    Might do the same tomorrow whenever Vince Young is mentioned....


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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    Actually, Florida was so **** poor that I would be sober after playing.



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    Quote Originally Posted by agardini View Post
    This sounds like a good way to get smashed pretty quick.
    Was there ever another intent for a drinking game?



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    Re: The SEC Championship Drinking Game

    That's hilarious!




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