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    Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Let's see who can come up with some good ones concerning the biggest name in sports:

    Hey, can I show you my new putter?

    I can drive it more than 320 yards, hun.

    I have this great Cadillac Escalade.

    Can you text me next time you are at one of my tournaments? I have many tournaments.

    You might have seen me on TV.

    Hey, love your Buick. I know some of those people.

    You can call me Bear.

    Your turn?


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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Your dipping your shoulder again honey.....



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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Do you want to come over to my place and feed your beaver some woods?



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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Dog leg left to get in the drive way.



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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Why speculate about this topic when you can read the real thing? Radar Online supposedly has the sexually charged text messages. It appears that Tiger isn't subtle about his urges.



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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    This shaft is the strongest one out there


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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Would you like to see my 1 (eyed) wood....



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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Not a pick up line but I heard a good joke the other day - Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?














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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    I'm going to wear you out
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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Do you mind if I play winter rules?


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    I'm going to go hit a few balls, wanna' shag?


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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Quote Originally Posted by Flag Guy View Post
    Not a pick up line but I heard a good joke the other day - Whats the difference between a car and a golf ball?
    On the joke front...

    Why did Tiger have his accident at 2:30 in the morning?

    Because he had an early tree time...














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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    How well maintained is the fairway?


    Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.

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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    I'm going to need a few practice strokes


    Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.

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    Re: Your best tiger Pickup Lines

    Might not want to use the big wood in the tee box anymore.


    Exaggeration is a BILLION times worse than understating.

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