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    NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    "ATTENTION! New Flu Bug Strain Reported out of Nebraska : The symptoms are listlessness, carelessness and sloppiness. Preliminary investigators of the National Disease Center (or NDC) has dubbed the virus as the "ISU9N7" flu, origins date back to October 24, 2009."



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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    Other symptoms...fingers feel numb and/or like butter, knees feel weak



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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    You also find them with dropsy hands. That is why they hold hands coming out of the tunnel.


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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    So, this bug makes it hard for people to get a grip?


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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    Chew excessive amounts of gum to prevent symptoms of lockjaw...



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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    It has been reported that suffers are coughing up large, brown, leathery objects.



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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    Do they offer a nasal-spray vaccine?



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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinyhappyclone View Post
    Do they offer a nasal-spray vaccine?


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    Re: NEW flu strain found in nebraska.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shinyhappyclone View Post
    Do they offer a nasal-spray vaccine?
    No, doctors recommend limiting contact with leather objects



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