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    Classic!

    From The Cavalcade of Whimsy on the front page of collegefootballnews.com:


    Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
    To: Nebraska.
    Cc: Bo Pelini
    Subject: My ***, your kiss.

    Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

    Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

    No, smell you later!
    Bill Callahan

    Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?



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    Re: Classic!

    I was just getting ready to post this myself. My personal favorite is:

    "what do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!



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    Re: Classic!

    I wish Fox Sports still did CoW...


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    Re: Classic!

    Quote Originally Posted by AustinCyclone View Post
    From The Cavalcade of Whimsy on the front page of collegefootballnews.com:


    Shhhhhh, if you listen quietly, you can hear Iowa State coming up with yet another takeaway…
    To: Nebraska.
    Cc: Bo Pelini
    Subject: My ***, your kiss.

    Knock, knock … Who’s there? … Nebraska’s offense. … Nebraska’s offense, who? … Exactly.

    Or how about this? What do you get when the Nebraska offense meets the inside of the five-yard line? The ball!

    No, smell you later!
    Bill Callahan

    Last year: Nebraska 35 … Iowa State 7 … How much does Gene Chizik suck?
    I think Bill should've cc'd Frank Solich too. Maybe he bcc'd him.



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