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    Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Chubs, from Happy Gilmore, losing his hand has happened in real life. Sounds horrific

    Alligator in pond bites off part of golfer's arm in South Carolina - ESPN


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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    That's terrible...........but hahahahahaha! I keep thinking about chubs saying that and its ridiculous!

    on a lighter note. I feel bad for the old man though.



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Horrible for the guy, but funny none the less.



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    This frightens the heck out of me. I am going to Florida in a couple of weeks to visit friends and get a couple of rounds of golf in.

    Two years ago I went down about this same time of year, and the people at the golf course said that it was mating season for the alligators so be careful. I hit a ball into the shallow end of a small water hazard where some tall grass was growing. I took a penalty strokes and called it a lost ball. There was no way in hell I was going to go look for that ball. My buddy, however, went right in and started looking. But then, he's a cheap SOB and would have fought the alligator to get the golf ball.



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Hey Chubbs, remember that alligator that got your hand? Well, I got his head!



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Its all in the hips its all in the hips



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Quote Originally Posted by isufbcurt View Post
    Its all in the hips its all in the hips
    Tap tap taperoo!



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    ...sounds like the old man damn near went to his "happy place".



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    They wouldn't let me play on the tour!

    Why, because your black?

    No! Damn gator came up out of the water and bit my damn hand off!!



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyznutz View Post
    They wouldn't let me play on the tour!

    Why, because your black?

    No! Damn gator came up out of the water and bit my damn hand off!!
    But I got one of that bastard's eyes out, haha.

    You're pretty sick, Chubs.



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxLsGDcI8xM&feature=related]YouTube - Aligator bit my hand off[/ame]



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    Re: Damn alligator bit my hand off

    You have one eye.



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