Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. #1
    Hall-Of-Famer
    Points: 140,388, Level: 100
    Level completed: 0%, Points required for next Level: 0
    Overall activity: 7.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialVeteran50000 Experience Points
    Psyclone Brian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    4200'50"N 93
    Posts
    3,834
    Points
    140,388
    Level
    100
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 45
    Given: 49

    Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

    Chicago Bears players have instituted a $20 fine for passing gas during team meetings. "Mark Anderson might be the worst ever," teammate Anthony Adams writes on his blog...

    "He takes these protein shakes, so he smells like little babies do."

    So, Mark Anderson's farts smells like little babies? What's the problem with that? It would be an issue if they smelled like baby poop.
    I played HS ball with a guy name Demond who could break wind at will. That was great in pile-ups.

    And here I thought Bears only farted in the woods. Besides, the Cowboys are the most infamous when it comes to furious flatulance.

    Man, if my employer fined for squeakers, I'd be one broke little monkey (probably the protein shakes).




    I love this sort of breaking news story.


    I'm entering a 5K race to benefit a scholarship fund tomorrow morning. I tanked up big time on arepas and black beans tonight.
    If I get out to an early lead in the race, I dare the other guys in the men over 55 division to come get me.


    That's a gas! :D


    The fact that passing gas made the news, blog, whatever...is a clear indication that the gas that is passed in these meeting is indeed offensive. Thats just gross...


    Well...I just think this whole thread stinks...



    I don't think one would want to point the finger at Mark Anderson.
    He might pull it. (rim shot)


    I'm glad you let that joke rip.

    Well, Chicago is the Windy City, after all.



  2. #2
    All-Star
    Points: 49,086, Level: 68
    Level completed: 53%, Points required for next Level: 664
    Overall activity: 8.0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran25000 Experience Points
    baller21's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    Ames
    Posts
    1,383
    Points
    49,086
    Level
    68
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 55
    Given: 17

    Re: Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

    do they still get fined if they smell like honey?
    Google Image Result for http://www.maniacworld.com/Captain-Kirk-farts.jpg



  3. #3
    All-Star
    Points: 26,533, Level: 49
    Level completed: 99%, Points required for next Level: 17
    Overall activity: 9.0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran25000 Experience Points
    iowa_wildcat's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Location
    Ames
    Posts
    1,275
    Points
    26,533
    Level
    49
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 42
    Given: 17

    Re: Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

    Way back in high school I had to play the middle in a 2-1-2 zone defense in basketball. I found that generous quantities of rolling thunder helped immensely in defending my turf. I also was the center on the football team. Cutting the big one on a cocky QBs hand was just as effective as a look out block in bringing him down to earth. It did not show when films were reviewed and saved yours truly from running extra sprints on Mondays. By the way, the rest of the guys down in the trenches highly approved. The glory boy in the backfield needed a reminder who making his all state season possible now and then.



  4. #4
    Walk On
    Points: 9,756, Level: 29
    Level completed: 68%, Points required for next Level: 194
    Overall activity: 1.0%
    Achievements:
    Veteran5000 Experience Points

    Join Date
    Nov 2006
    Location
    Ankeny, Ia
    Posts
    196
    Points
    9,756
    Level
    29
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 0
    Given: 0

    Re: Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

    Quote Originally Posted by iowa_wildcat View Post
    Way back in high school I had to play the middle in a 2-1-2 zone defense in basketball. I found that generous quantities of rolling thunder helped immensely in defending my turf. I also was the center on the football team. Cutting the big one on a cocky QBs hand was just as effective as a look out block in bringing him down to earth. It did not show when films were reviewed and saved yours truly from running extra sprints on Mondays. By the way, the rest of the guys down in the trenches highly approved. The glory boy in the backfield needed a reminder who making his all state season possible now and then.

    my nomination for best post ever.

    WOW nothing like a lil poop smell on your hands after the game to drive the women wild



  5. #5
    All-Star
    Points: 31,147, Level: 54
    Level completed: 27%, Points required for next Level: 803
    Overall activity: 1.0%
    Achievements:
    SocialVeteran25000 Experience Points

    Join Date
    Feb 2008
    Location
    Des Moines, IA
    Posts
    1,865
    Points
    31,147
    Level
    54
    Thumbs Up
    Received: 34
    Given: 68

    Re: Chicago Bears Players Fined for Flatulence

    This just proves what I've always thought - the Bears stink.


    ISU fans are the greatest in the world. All they ask for is hope and the belief that we have a chance to win every time we step on the field - Johnny Majors (paraphrased)

    Ya gotta have the horses, man - Johnny Orr.

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
  • TV: TBD
  • Iowa State vs. Oklahoma
  • November 1, 2014
  • 07:00 PM