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    Cats will eat you

    Last week, I got the email below from my brother. I knew there was a reason I didnt like cats.


    I learned something pretty interesting in my forensic crime scene class today. If you die alone in your house and there is no other food supply, your cat will start to eat you after about an hour. However, your dog will starve for at least two weeks ...before he starts to eat you.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Oh so the dog takes two weeks off and he gets a pass from you? All animals will do what it takes to survive. Hell, people eat people if thats what it takes. Its sick, but it happens.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Further evidence that cats are smarter than dogs.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Oh so the dog takes two weeks off and he gets a pass from you? All animals will do what it takes to survive. Hell, people eat people if thats what it takes. Its sick, but it happens.


    Mmmmmm.....Captain Cook tastes sooooooo good.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    And my wife wonders why I hate it and freak when her cat crawls over me when I'm asleeep....

    It's walking up to the buffet.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    What, no humans eating cat jokes in Chinese food yet?



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by DJK15 View Post
    Further evidence that cats are smarter than dogs.
    Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.
    Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?
    Bos, IMO, you're already there.



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    Quote Originally Posted by isucyfan View Post
    Bos, IMO, you're already there.
    I would have a rebuttal, but that was good enough to be commended.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    Exactly, at least cats are smart enough to eat fresh meat instead of 2 week old rotten crap.
    The dogs are just letting it age like a fine wine



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Did you see the Hoarders couple weeks ago about this lady who had 50+ cats in her house? They talked about how cat will eat other dead cats. What a delicious treats.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by bostinelosd View Post
    Are you saying when I die, I will turn to crap?
    Yes, either cat crap right away, or dog crap after two weeks but in that case you will also be fly crap unless you die in the woods then you will be all sorts of animal crap and whatever doesn't turn to animal crap will turn into plant material crap.........



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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyclonesrule91 View Post
    Yes, either cat crap right away, or dog crap after two weeks but in that case you will also be fly crap unless you die in the woods then you will be all sorts of animal crap and whatever doesn't turn to animal crap will turn into plant material crap.........

    That doesnt sound fun. Im not going to die.



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    Re: Cats will eat you

    Quote Originally Posted by CRCy17 View Post
    The dogs are just letting it age like a fine wine
    Wine+cats goes together better:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLU5va2eozA&feature=PlayList&p=6E83CADD36622D51&playnext=1&playnext_from =PL&index=9]YouTube - Simpsons: Eleanor (crazy cat lady)[/ame]



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