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    Iowa jokes

    Beings it is Friday I would like to hear your best ISU v Iowa jokes. Here's I couple I heard to get it started:

    A lady in Iowa City calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broke into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says,
    'We're really busy at the moment. Just get the guys jersey number and we'll get back to you.'


    What's the difference between an Iowa cheerleader and a catfish? One has whiskers and stinks and the other is a catfish.

    What do Iowa and Iowa State fans have in common? None of them graduated from Iowa!


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    Re: Iowa jokes

    ESPN reported this morning that the University of Iowa will have to switch to a no huddle offense tomorrow because it is a violation of players' parole to be around known felons



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    How many felons played for Iowa? Pierce
    How many felons played Iowa St? Berryman




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    Re: Iowa jokes

    The NCAA cleared a waiver submitted by the University of Iowa that no longer allows opposing teams to tackle them by the ankles. Apparently, the state of Iowa didn't want any more damage done to the tracking devices...



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Go Cubs Go!

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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Dodgerhawk & GaryJohnson are both hawkeye jokes.



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    I think the biggest joke of all is the lack of presence this week of the 3-headed monster of hawk fans. GJ, DJK15, and THH haven't been nearly as prominent. They are either too ashamed of their team's lousy play against UNI or they fear that anything they say this week will get rubbed in their faces after ISU wins the game Saturday. Either way it makes me laugh.



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Q: Did you hear about the fire in University of Iowa's football dorm that destroyed 20 books?

    A: The real tragedy was that 15 hadn't been colored yet.


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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Why do they never put up a nativity scene at the Univ. of Iowa during Christmas?

    They can never find 3 wise men or a virgin



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    What's the difference between a Hawk fan and a puppy? Eventually, the puppy will stop whining.



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Q. A Hawk football player, basketball player, and wrestler all jump off a tall building at the same time. Which one hits the ground first?

    A. Who cares!!!!!!



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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Why don't they serve ice cubes anymore at the Iowa football games?

    The student that knew the recipe graduated.


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    Re: Iowa jokes

    A couple of Hawkeye fans are out hunting, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

    The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."

    There is a silence... and then a shot is heard.

    The guy's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"


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    Re: Iowa jokes

    Q. You know why you should never hit a hawkeye football player on a bike?

    A. It could be your bike.



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