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    I caught my dad with my GF

    I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thing, cooks for me, always been good to me.

    I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my dad if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

    So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when, clear as day, right in my Kitchen I catch my dad red handed with his meat in my GF.

    I was ****** off, told him to get tae, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

    Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my dad had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

    Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

    OR

    Pack my stuff and be on my way.

    All you ******s who say pix or not true! Heres a pic of my gf.

    Click



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Man if I caught my dad with my GF I think I would do the same thing.



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    I see what you did there...


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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    I liked it!!!!



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    One little thing though, you said your GF was white, when the picture clearly illustrates that your GF is in fact black.


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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    If you had your hand on a hot stove, would you type out a post to us to find out what to do? Get your hand off the damned stove, make a fist and shove it in Dad's pie hole. And why didn't you pitch the GF immediately out the damned door? And move the hell out, immediately (I assume you are living with Dad). What is wrong with you?

    Hahahahahahahahaha. Got me! Funny. (Missed your link at first).


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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    I had a white GF when I was in college. I just recently upgraded to a newer larger one with more options that is red.



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by swammi View Post
    If you had your hand on a hot stove, would you type out a post to us to find out what to do? Get your hand off the damned stove, make a fist and shove it in Dad's pie hole. And why didn't you pitch the GF immediately out the damned door? And move the hell out, immediately (I assume you are living with Dad). What is wrong with you?



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Quote Originally Posted by swammi View Post
    If you had your hand on a hot stove, would you type out a post to us to find out what to do? Get your hand off the damned stove, make a fist and shove it in Dad's pie hole. And why didn't you pitch the GF immediately out the damned door? And move the hell out, immediately (I assume you are living with Dad). What is wrong with you?
    I take it someone didn't click the link.



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Congratulations. You have found the best way yet in our constant search for credits. This will generate all kinds of traffic within the website.

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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Solution: [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0fMr-kUnQ0"]YouTube - Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill [Part 1 of 2][/ame]

    Get yourself this and forget about that whore


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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    She is a damn whore. Always wanting someone meat.



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    Geez! She's smokin'!!



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    I would tag team with the old man.



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    Re: I caught my dad with my GF

    As big as your GF is, I believe there is enough room for both you and your Dad's meat.



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