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    Ivory Soap

    If you have a fogging problem in the car....take some ivory soap and stroke the windshield every 5 to 7 inches on the inside....from the bottom to the top. No more fogging up the windshield. A nascar trick



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    or run your air conditioner



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    You said stroke... uh huh huh huh.
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    Re: Ivory Soap

    Also, get soap on a rope. A prison trick.



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    Does only ivory soap work, or is that a nascar sponsorship thing?



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    ****Disclaimer****

    CycloneFanatic.com does not in any way, shape, or form, condone the killing or harming of elephants (both african & indian), rhinos, hippos, walrus, or any other tusked animal.

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    Re: Ivory Soap

    Quote Originally Posted by tim_redd View Post
    Does only ivory soap work, or is that a nascar sponsorship thing?

    It doesnt dry your windshield like regular soap.



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    I soaped windows in high school. I think this is a trick to get revenge.


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    Re: Ivory Soap

    shaving cream does the same thing, and it doesn't smell like Ivory soap


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    Re: Ivory Soap

    Or you could use the little switch with the picture of a windshield with wavy lines running over it implying that that magical switch will move air over the windshield therefor drying it out.



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    I had pretty bad acne on my back as a teenager and Ivory soap was the only thing that cleared it up. Ivory soap is magic.



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    Re: Ivory Soap

    I thought Windex cured all ailments. I've got to start subscribing to the Ivory Soap newsletter.


    Dean Wormer was wrong. Fat, drunk and stupid was a great way to go through college (all five years of it).

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